tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post3650320017482404807..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: In Football, It’s Very Important To Be Able To Masturbate The Ball Down The FeelBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-55250144764227755882007-11-29T08:33:00.000-05:002007-11-29T08:33:00.000-05:00i already know when UM's girlfriend is going to be...i already know when UM's girlfriend is going to be out of town, slim.losthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00090614389584262228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-25312257544109667112007-11-28T23:12:00.000-05:002007-11-28T23:12:00.000-05:00I've never been poundher to be a cowboys fan.I've never been poundher to be a cowboys fan.sactownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06706029510570873614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1273361476113409102007-11-28T22:50:00.000-05:002007-11-28T22:50:00.000-05:00@mamacita: you are absolutely correct, but I would...@mamacita: you are absolutely correct, but I would love to peel them off with my teeth and do her until one or both of us passes out.<BR/><BR/>I believe I would have to strap a saddle to that stallion before she bucks me off.jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-22750790025131188592007-11-28T22:49:00.000-05:002007-11-28T22:49:00.000-05:00MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME.In fact, that post was so s...MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME.<BR/><BR/>In fact, that post was so satisfying that I feel like I had something other than my mind blown as well. I'm gonna go clean myself up.<BR/><BR/>It combined my hatred for the Cowboys, for people who suggest enrolling the ball "up the field", and for people who get paid to speak and are utterly incompetent at it.<BR/><BR/>Well that post was perfect. It's all downhill from here.Robocatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14168593298197621576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84258114539771735972007-11-28T22:24:00.000-05:002007-11-28T22:24:00.000-05:00Wow, that truly fragellistic spallidocious.Wow, that truly fragellistic spallidocious.Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16755405178675455897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-71288775108287031122007-11-28T17:57:00.000-05:002007-11-28T17:57:00.000-05:00I used to work with a dumb bint who thought "might...I used to work with a dumb bint who thought "might as well" was "minus will". The past tense? "Minus would", of course!<BR/><BR/>Ah, this post brings back mammaries.One of Many Lisashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11578017936186624376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-81221171257439989722007-11-28T17:49:00.000-05:002007-11-28T17:49:00.000-05:00j4b -- Those are cute panties in the first one.los...j4b -- Those are cute panties in the first one.<BR/><BR/>lost -- you forgot to add, "As Benjamin Franklin once said, 'ass is ass.'"<BR/><BR/>You need to find out when UM's girlfriend is out of town. He's not as vulnerable if he's getting it at home.mamacitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12201474702664482175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-15690871795030787072007-11-28T15:19:00.000-05:002007-11-28T15:19:00.000-05:00Whoever Bria Myles is, I wish to do insufferable t...Whoever Bria Myles is, I wish to do insufferable things to her.bloodyhandedgodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14515178149358172284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-32018929448680625182007-11-28T15:18:00.000-05:002007-11-28T15:18:00.000-05:00Drew that is fucking outstanding. Being a Cowboy r...Drew that is fucking outstanding. Being a Cowboy rooted, I am unable to withstand too much of Emmitt's dictation. After 30 seconds it is akin to being hit in that spot where your nose meets your forehead with a balled peen hammer.bloodyhandedgodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14515178149358172284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-35288467162567957612007-11-28T14:53:00.000-05:002007-11-28T14:53:00.000-05:00Drew - good thing you got this up early so that Si...Drew - good thing you got this up early so that Simmons could "borrow" your idea:<BR/><BR/>Emmitt Smith: Would you agree that the NFC West is one of the worst conferences in the NFC? You're gonna smash the chat record. Don't quit, don't even quit. <BR/><BR/>Bill Simmons: (1:20 PM ET ) I think the NFC West is going through a rice of passage right now, so you can't make it an escape goat.MemphisRaineshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12062943782623857325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-24728872032497900782007-11-28T14:34:00.000-05:002007-11-28T14:34:00.000-05:00jforb- my man.Question answered. Even if she was ...jforb- my man.<BR/><BR/>Question answered. Even if she was dressed up like Kadeem Hardison in A Different World, that one would stir up the ol' man-gravy.<BR/><BR/>but what was I thinking? it's wednesday and I'm having dinner+ with Tits. now I'm gonna be all agitated.<BR/><BR/>stupid, stupid, stupid.losthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00090614389584262228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-62938653919223172042007-11-28T14:23:00.000-05:002007-11-28T14:23:00.000-05:00@lost: I know, I searched and could only find phot...@lost: I know, I searched and could only find photos of recent-day J-Lo. So no go on those pics.<BR/><BR/>But here's one of <A HREF="http://www.flickr.com/photos/djblackice/1036927526/" REL="nofollow">Bria Myles</A> so you all can spray your monitors with a little shamus as Emmitt likes to say.<BR/><BR/>Wait...that was so good, here are a few more...my God she's packin' nuff ass.<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.briamyles.com/images/Bria_Myles_home1.jpg" REL="nofollow">Bria Myles</A><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v684/KNOPF1/B.jpg" REL="nofollow">Bria Myles</A><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.flickr.com/photos/11900652@N02/1618692434/" REL="nofollow">Bria Myles</A><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2110/1618711896_e47eef55ea.jpg?v=0" REL="nofollow">Bria Myles</A><BR/><BR/>Spank away UM, spank away.jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-63889908805337747852007-11-28T14:02:00.000-05:002007-11-28T14:02:00.000-05:00I don't unnastand whatcha'll is talkin about. That...I don't unnastand whatcha'll is talkin about. That boy nuncistrates jus' fine.<BR/><BR/>-Joe FrazierPhony Gwynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02590531252173090128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-16918497275833211442007-11-28T13:46:00.000-05:002007-11-28T13:46:00.000-05:00j.beats- what no pix of 'all the bitches in the bi...j.beats- what no pix of 'all the bitches in the biker shorts'<BR/><BR/>r u slippin?<BR/><BR/><BR/>note: I'm sure UM will accept a rear-aspect of Bria Myles if no photos of the Fly Girls are available<BR/><BR/>this raises a good question: can you still beat off to shit from the early nineties? i mean, ass is ass, even if she is wearing goofy-colored clothing, shoulder pads, and a stupid hat. right?losthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00090614389584262228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-31538082575194650552007-11-28T13:26:00.000-05:002007-11-28T13:26:00.000-05:00Flyyyyyyyyyyyyy GirlsFly GirlsFly GirlsFlyyyyyyyyy...Flyyyyyyyyyyyyy Girls<BR/>Fly Girls<BR/>Fly Girls<BR/><BR/>Flyyyyyyyyyyyyy Girls<BR/>Fly Girls<BR/>Fly Girlsjackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-17349882882002955922007-11-28T13:16:00.000-05:002007-11-28T13:16:00.000-05:00Massengills cannot make fun of HOF'ers even if sai...Massengills cannot make fun of HOF'ers even if said HOF'ers F up the English language like Emmitt Smith.<BR/><BR/><I>Please allow me to expunge on my last point as I will extricate myself.</I>jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-17440131472946858292007-11-28T12:44:00.000-05:002007-11-28T12:44:00.000-05:00Scott (Chicago, IL): You should have started the c...Scott (Chicago, IL): You should have started the chat at 9:00 am, because you would have, easily, broken the record, seeing how everyone who is in this chat is at work, and would be on it til 5:00 with you. What are you going to do at 5:00 when everyone leaves work? I love you, but I don't love you enough to stay late at work just to chat about inane things going on in the world! <BR/><BR/> Bill Simmons: (12:18 PM ET ) We thought about this, but 9:00 am equals 6:00am West Coast time, and I am incoherent when it's that early. I would have been giving answers like Emmitt Smith.Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-80962876805047068572007-11-28T12:41:00.000-05:002007-11-28T12:41:00.000-05:00Joe Biden says Emmitt Smith is very clean.Anal bum...Joe Biden says Emmitt Smith is very clean.<BR/><BR/>Anal bum cover.Mustafa Redonkuloushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06089845952174042550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-89963694132694107802007-11-28T12:17:00.000-05:002007-11-28T12:17:00.000-05:00@Grimey+1@Grimey<BR/><BR/>+1Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-4176167621008436742007-11-28T12:14:00.000-05:002007-11-28T12:14:00.000-05:00If this article was a metaphore for Emmitt's rambl...If this article was a metaphore for Emmitt's ramblings being a masturbation session then "antidisestablishmentarianism" was the money shot.<BR/><BR/>You took that shit to the house BDD. You leave cummed.Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-91732674853747545512007-11-28T12:11:00.000-05:002007-11-28T12:11:00.000-05:00"You could almost call them a chickenpox."Almost, ...<I>"You could almost call them a chickenpox."</I><BR/><BR/>Almost, Emmitt, almost. Jesus Christ.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-38841011324040641042007-11-28T12:02:00.000-05:002007-11-28T12:02:00.000-05:00This post is freakin' awesome.This post is freakin' awesome.Ianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15875001377964050508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-9966646772775618992007-11-28T11:37:00.000-05:002007-11-28T11:37:00.000-05:00You also need to devoid turnovers while on offense...You also need to devoid turnovers while on offense.<BR/><BR/>this was good, pretty, pretty good.Upstate Underdoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04369420406986781347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84127001589084290482007-11-28T11:35:00.000-05:002007-11-28T11:35:00.000-05:00and a scrotum for the ball could ensue...he has ce...and a scrotum for the ball could ensue...<BR/><BR/>he has cervical precision...<BR/><BR/>I'm just an anal cyst...<BR/><BR/>Brilliant. I didn't think the early edition Sex Cannon and Titty Slapping posts could be topped. <BR/><BR/>Fallacious!18-1https://www.blogger.com/profile/02767919452704025003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-12406589520209504192007-11-28T11:34:00.000-05:002007-11-28T11:34:00.000-05:00"antidisestablishmentarianism"Now my co-workers kn...<I>"antidisestablishmentarianism"</I><BR/><BR/>Now my co-workers know for sure that I'm not doing anything productive...<BR/><BR/>Thanks, BDD!Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13442373564161789565noreply@blogger.com