tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post3502760105867865967..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: I'm Sorry, Tom DempseyBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-30010773697160144482007-11-10T14:11:00.000-05:002007-11-10T14:11:00.000-05:00UGH, I couldn't even read that Simmons crap if I w...UGH, I couldn't even read that Simmons crap if I wanted. I got to the part about how he measures every real life game with poor officiating against "Victory" and my soul started to hurt. It was actually too excruciating to go on. I'm sure if I had fought through the pain, I'd throw up eventually, but chugging a bottle of ipecac would be more pleasant.Robocatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14168593298197621576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60591272943293601272007-11-10T00:32:00.000-05:002007-11-10T00:32:00.000-05:00Matt Bryant is still the meastiest.Matt Bryant is still the meastiest.mamacitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12201474702664482175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56358466870065378132007-11-09T14:59:00.000-05:002007-11-09T14:59:00.000-05:00Plus you did it against that guy on Webster.Not on...<I>Plus you did it against that guy on Webster.</I><BR/><BR/>Not only that. The holder used <A HREF="http://www.wolverinesports.com/IMAGES/FB047P.JPG" REL="nofollow">Webster </A>to line the thing up.fallexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15924053139613450386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74315786173449952962007-11-09T14:55:00.000-05:002007-11-09T14:55:00.000-05:00yeah, that was the first time i read his column in...yeah, that was the first time i read his column in about a year. mostly because I feel the pats <I>did</I> get abused by the refs but don't want to risk repeating anything said by Sportsgay.<BR/><BR/>i don't even see the point in hating him anymore. his shit is so weak, it's like he's not even there.<BR/><BR/>having read that column, it's like he's conceding his inferiority to KSK. And TMQ scribbled in the margins of his King Mag "game over: simmons bitch-made"<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>wv: urnewb. no shit.losthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00090614389584262228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-45354305693585578122007-11-09T14:41:00.000-05:002007-11-09T14:41:00.000-05:00Fuck Simmons and fuck all of you sorry fucks that ...Fuck Simmons and fuck all of you sorry fucks that still read him.<BR/><BR/>We don't care.PUNTEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07740323622677501529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-86608735331637795812007-11-09T14:21:00.000-05:002007-11-09T14:21:00.000-05:00That's pretty cool, at least if you're cool with n...<I>That's pretty cool, at least if you're cool with not being able to do the Pee Wee Herman dance. And limited options for masturbating.</I><BR/><BR/>Wait, I thought masturbating <I>was</I> the Pee Wee Herman dance.peytonloveskennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01181842847433955360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54152802209158397292007-11-09T14:02:00.000-05:002007-11-09T14:02:00.000-05:00worm, russell- simmons as ipecac. brilliant. not...worm, russell- simmons as ipecac. brilliant. nothing clears the sinuses like some hot stomach acid. I feel like i just walked out of a pemulis' movie marathon.<BR/><BR/><BR/>"still wearing my good luck Wes Welker jersey" - I feel like he put that in there just for KSK.losthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00090614389584262228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-74314718435099982232007-11-09T13:50:00.000-05:002007-11-09T13:50:00.000-05:00@wormfatherI hurled in about 2 minutes of reading....@wormfather<BR/><BR/>I hurled in about 2 minutes of reading. I know you said I didn't have to, but really, thank you. I feel much better now.Russmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16937278359640005544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-37717545619793251352007-11-09T13:46:00.000-05:002007-11-09T13:46:00.000-05:00I hope that you at least got to nail one of those ...<I>I hope that you at least got to nail one of those twins on The Patty Duke Show.</I><BR/><BR/>CLASSIC!albaNY Hawkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11941404089495662297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-78518113875523880292007-11-09T13:40:00.000-05:002007-11-09T13:40:00.000-05:00...in other news. If, like me, you're on a diet a......in other news. If, like me, you're on a diet and just realized that you ate too much at lunch and need to vomit...<BR/><BR/>http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/071109&sportCat=nfl<BR/><BR/>You dont hav to thank me.Wormfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07537842856722272940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-30504828455735453872007-11-09T13:06:00.000-05:002007-11-09T13:06:00.000-05:00Jim Abbott pitched a no-hitter and was an Olympian...Jim Abbott pitched a no-hitter and was an Olympian. <BR/><BR/>Your move Dempsey.mlmintampahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05383034310094048696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-18378131723936960022007-11-09T12:47:00.000-05:002007-11-09T12:47:00.000-05:00jeremy- perhaps you didn't get a copy:Dear Mr. Hob...jeremy- perhaps you didn't get a copy:<BR/><BR/>Dear Mr. Hobbs,<BR/><BR/> Sorry we forgot that 'face-guarding' is not a penalty in the NFL. Hope you enjoyed watching pink-dick Peyton win a super bowl, sucker.<BR/> <BR/> Sincerely, <BR/> the lig<BR/><BR/><BR/>it's apparent that the Pats have fallen out of favor with the league and its refs since they adopted Pey-Pey as their Great you-know-the -rest. Simmons, twat that he is, can't cope.losthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00090614389584262228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-55966055436527101202007-11-09T12:33:00.000-05:002007-11-09T12:33:00.000-05:00Sorry to go off-topic, but Simmmons just wrote the...Sorry to go off-topic, but Simmmons just wrote the douchiest column I've ever seen. He whines about the officiating in a gmae his team won! He's just been added to the list of people I want to punch.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02118740679917519746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-67383059029835084052007-11-09T12:26:00.000-05:002007-11-09T12:26:00.000-05:00Jim Abbot once hit a tripleWhat can he say? Chicks...<I>Jim Abbot once hit a triple</I><BR/><BR/>What can he say? Chicks dig the stump.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1296690782274563502007-11-09T12:03:00.000-05:002007-11-09T12:03:00.000-05:00Jim Abbot once hit a tripleJim Abbot once hit a tripleSpud Randallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01828174480159980539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-77500441040719193622007-11-09T11:45:00.000-05:002007-11-09T11:45:00.000-05:00He would have been a more interesting story if he'...He would have been a more interesting story if he'd been a kick returner.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16215385301255442091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23452917840906470002007-11-09T11:39:00.000-05:002007-11-09T11:39:00.000-05:00I was wondering if The apologetic Brian Urlacher w...I was wondering if The apologetic Brian Urlacher was gonna make another appearance. I kept looking for a new one when the Sex Cannon got benched, but no such luck.Russmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16937278359640005544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-4246758054600422222007-11-09T11:16:00.000-05:002007-11-09T11:16:00.000-05:00In the sequal to M"onday Night Jihad," "Kickers & ...In the sequal to <A HREF="http://www.arrowheadpride.com/story/2007/11/8/104435/443" REL="nofollow">M"onday Night Jihad,"</A> "Kickers & Cripples" Elam has his protagonist discover that Bin Laden is actually decended from Dempsey whose hand and foot were the mark of the "Demon" and that his hero must best his kick so that the forces of God and Freedom can prevail.Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16755405178675455897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-54595895557897990562007-11-09T10:57:00.000-05:002007-11-09T10:57:00.000-05:00Working in a Jim Abbott reference does make this c...Working in a Jim Abbott reference does make this classic.Upstate Underdoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04369420406986781347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-82903691604811648452007-11-09T10:48:00.000-05:002007-11-09T10:48:00.000-05:00instant classic.instant classic.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-44889741251833539422007-11-09T10:46:00.000-05:002007-11-09T10:46:00.000-05:00Elam's was slightly longer. And his kick was too. ...Elam's was slightly longer. <BR/><BR/>And his kick was too. <BR/><BR/>PBPeter Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05854611935606224425noreply@blogger.com