tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post2532821570699909801..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Osi Umenyiora Wants To Poop On YouBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-21686369033849766982008-01-18T01:17:00.000-05:002008-01-18T01:17:00.000-05:00Osi you are the sexiest nigga alive. You can shit ...Osi you are the sexiest nigga alive. You can shit on me for free anytime you want!MagMurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06036581958180541656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-87549653142417403102008-01-17T03:02:00.000-05:002008-01-17T03:02:00.000-05:00@ slideshow bob+1I'm surprised you didn't get more...@ <B>slideshow bob</B><BR/>+1<BR/>I'm surprised you didn't get more love for that comment.<BR/><BR/>On that tangent, who on The Wire would deal with this...shit? I bet Rhonda does.RobbieShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04887890489365074917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-89045307922004675142008-01-16T17:21:00.000-05:002008-01-16T17:21:00.000-05:00Since it comes from a blog with such an illustriou...Since it comes from a blog with such an illustrious legacy, it must be true. <BR/><BR/>I like that her line is urination is OK, but poo is out of the question. Because someone taking a leak on you is kinda like having sex, it involves the same organ, but poo... nuh-uh, no way. <BR/><BR/>And she took her kids with her to Atlanta. What a good mom. My mom usually wouldn't even let us go to the grocery store with her. Bitch.Slashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14063234513080015062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-40170600311660014012008-01-16T17:12:00.000-05:002008-01-16T17:12:00.000-05:00I could see why he'd want pinch a loaf on her face...I could see why he'd want pinch a loaf on her face. Brutal!Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08592266170469752227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-62750959493505787552008-01-16T16:15:00.000-05:002008-01-16T16:15:00.000-05:00"And to think, Eli's idea of being kinky is to mas..."And to think, Eli's idea of being kinky is to masturbate with the lights on. Things are different on the other side of the ball, indeed."<BR/><BR/>Fucking brilliant.The Sports Herniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10288050316429910676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-11594922209948450762008-01-16T16:03:00.000-05:002008-01-16T16:03:00.000-05:00I love in 2008 that whores go to the internet to s...I love in 2008 that whores go to the internet to spread their defecation stories. Awesome. The price of freaky sex seems rather high.Mac Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02221511009686717980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-72361111256397911102008-01-16T15:54:00.000-05:002008-01-16T15:54:00.000-05:00Instead of doing that fake jump shot that the Gian...Instead of doing that fake jump shot that the Giants lineman do after a sack or TFL, they can just pretend to blow ass fudge on a chick's chest.<BR/><BR/>I bet this guy's toilet was relieved for the time off though.WI Browns Fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10339643775081430764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-71100588002392052082008-01-16T15:17:00.000-05:002008-01-16T15:17:00.000-05:00Was the "video" 2girls1cup?Was the "video" 2girls1cup?Ya Boy Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11874837511248586167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-29903291684630003492008-01-16T14:57:00.001-05:002008-01-16T14:57:00.001-05:00@mrs - There's this crackwhore who lives on the fi...@mrs - There's this crackwhore who lives on the first floor of my apartment and the other day while waiting for the elevator, I heard her screaming to someone, "I ain't no slut! I ain't no slut! I get paid, bitch...I'm a whore!" I always thought they were synonymous.<BR/><BR/>The point is that there seems to be some weird ethics manual.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048743762763029269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-10650975673482747122008-01-16T14:57:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:57:00.000-05:00I call bullshit. 1) what kind of whore refuses $30...I call bullshit. <BR/><BR/>1) what kind of whore refuses $3000? <BR/>2) what kind of whore uses the word "gosh?"Steve https://www.blogger.com/profile/03764984464386973713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-29832461792192895322008-01-16T14:48:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:48:00.000-05:00The Cleveland Steamer was fine for 3 Gs, but no am...The Cleveland Steamer was fine for 3 Gs, but no amount would buy him a Dirty Sanchez.<BR/><BR/>A girl has her standards you know...<BR/><BR/>Also, How much is a Dirty Sanchez Rookie Card worth?Leaking Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08580060250334716565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-21347134611153384922008-01-16T14:44:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:44:00.000-05:00It's always heartwarming to read about professiona...It's always heartwarming to read about professional athletes who make a difference in others' lives.Bodjohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10980237293921320056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-41174894125528153982008-01-16T14:43:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:43:00.000-05:00And you have a story about shitting on some ho and...And you have a story about shitting on some ho and no mention of playing Scat-egories?Animal Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13973465695466077562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-64451037933843758102008-01-16T14:41:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:41:00.000-05:00Tony Romo wants to know what the big deal is? He's...Tony Romo wants to know what the big deal is? He's been shitting on Dallas fans in the playoffs for two years now. And counting!Animal Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13973465695466077562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-33976902321373580172008-01-16T14:17:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:17:00.000-05:00I love the juxtaposition of uppity self-righteousn...I love the juxtaposition of uppity self-righteousness ("I said no because I didn't want to be passed around like that") while simultaneously ceding that she is, in fact, a whore ("He did buy my jewelry"). What a classy broad.futuremrsrickankielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05359705452692824785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-67613769373100691822008-01-16T14:14:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:14:00.000-05:00Don't talk poorly of people until you've put yours...Don't talk poorly of people until you've put yourself in their shoes. Or in Osi Umenyiora's bathrub. Under his anus. Getting pooped on.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13702206648127009405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-35418007698313642282008-01-16T14:12:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:12:00.000-05:00Triumph wants to know what the big deal is.Triumph wants to know what the big deal is.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048743762763029269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-18319156602199870162008-01-16T14:08:00.001-05:002008-01-16T14:08:00.001-05:00Which magazine do you think he reads while he shit...Which magazine do you think he reads while he shits on a woman?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Field and Stream ...I was just...LEAVING!, what a great ideaNashville Steeler Fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05503380725918563626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60244958118797918342008-01-16T14:08:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:08:00.000-05:00Ironic thing is, per the terms of their divorce, M...Ironic thing is, per the terms of their divorce, Michael Strahan's ex gets to poop on him at least twice a week.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-44548185516820568632008-01-16T14:05:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:05:00.000-05:00+1 for grimeyAm I completely delusional in that I ...+1 for grimey<BR/><BR/>Am I completely delusional in that I remember a story about Jerry Springer giving a hooker the "cleveland steamer"?dick_goziniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421968746754769244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-34776602183105385152008-01-16T14:04:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:04:00.000-05:00@Otto man - The Journal of the American Gastroente...@Otto man - <A HREF="http://www.gastrojournal.org/" REL="nofollow">The Journal of the American Gastroenterology Association</A>.Jim U.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07723011560782453302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-23405879160102994032008-01-16T14:00:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:00:00.000-05:00Wow, are we talking a solid dump after a healthy m...Wow, are we talking a solid dump after a healthy meal with lots of fiber and vegetables, or a splattery mess after eating pizza, chips and slugging beer?ColeTrainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09086309340391489447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-35727194045370265632008-01-16T13:58:00.000-05:002008-01-16T13:58:00.000-05:00i think the girl who agreed right away is Carman's...i think the girl who agreed right away is Carman's momthe great bambihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763271131746712375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-88161538207502211682008-01-16T13:57:00.000-05:002008-01-16T13:57:00.000-05:00I thought it was a 'steamer' trunk. Although usin...I thought it was a 'steamer' trunk. Although using 'steamer' in this thread might be overkill.Booderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17410257220755601232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-50377228796413747172008-01-16T13:56:00.000-05:002008-01-16T13:56:00.000-05:00Which magazine do you think he reads while he shit...<I>Which magazine do you think he reads while he shits on a woman?</I><BR/><BR/>I imagine it's got to be a fresh copy of that morning's <I>Cleveland Plain Dealer</I>.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.com