tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post117070937179828836..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: The Offseason Adventures of Michael Vick! Episode 1: The SupermarketBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170831214423625542007-02-07T01:53:00.000-05:002007-02-07T01:53:00.000-05:00Wow. That has been my inner monologue far too man...Wow. That has been my inner monologue far too many times. Especially the part about being a black quarterback. Classic.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10546102420242091255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170813869955352282007-02-06T21:04:00.000-05:002007-02-06T21:04:00.000-05:00Let's not go overboard about Drew's genius, here. ...Let's not go overboard about Drew's genius, here. I suspect this is merely a transcript of his pre-game trip to the grocery store with Unsilent on Sunday, with names changed to protect the Jewish.swing4https://www.blogger.com/profile/06644465182479479340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170810839014276512007-02-06T20:13:00.000-05:002007-02-06T20:13:00.000-05:00Popeye's East Cleveland menuI just spell the words...<A HREF="http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e386/jrhoffa69/popeyes_eastcleveland.jpg" REL="nofollow">Popeye's East Cleveland menu</A><BR/><BR/><BR/>I just spell the words like the Popeye's menu spells them. How could I have guessed so many of you only eat at Church's Chicken? I suggest trying the crayfish. Mmm mmm.Communist Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15456902434270879006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170806959287760342007-02-06T19:09:00.000-05:002007-02-06T19:09:00.000-05:00I'm betting there's some witty "Me so solly!" mate...<I>I'm betting there's some witty "Me so solly!" material in there, but we'll just have to wait and see.</I><BR/><BR/>But he'll misspell "solly" as "soly."<BR/>Nothing says moron like the inability to spell garbled, pidgin English words.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15398931203483061703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170800887845437802007-02-06T17:28:00.000-05:002007-02-06T17:28:00.000-05:00Otto what about the Asians?I'm betting there's som...<I> Otto what about the Asians?</I><BR/><BR/>I'm betting there's some witty "Me so solly!" material in there, but we'll just have to wait and see.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170800761879010542007-02-06T17:26:00.000-05:002007-02-06T17:26:00.000-05:00That was hilarious. And that freakishly huge "fak...That was hilarious. And that freakishly huge "fake" hand had me thinking I was stoned...when of course I'm not...really, I'm not.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, the chief, your comments were good enough to be added to the original post as an update...an extra 5 minutes of Ron Mexico's life if you will. BDD, make it so...<BR/><BR/>King of the KSK Comment Section = <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Lemur_walking.jpg" REL="nofollow">King Julien XIII</A>jackin'4beatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15455187452321673322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170800411968129692007-02-06T17:20:00.000-05:002007-02-06T17:20:00.000-05:00Otto what about the Asians?Otto what about the Asians?Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15182925117973327519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170800347764544302007-02-06T17:19:00.000-05:002007-02-06T17:19:00.000-05:00Jesus Christ in a speedo, can't you men ever plan ...Jesus Christ in a speedo, can't you men ever plan ahead? I go to the store "straight" buy my goodies and then go home and get blazed.<BR/><BR/>On the off chance that I do get stoned and there isn't anything decent to munch on..I just bribe the spouse..he will do anything for a blowjob..come to think of it..all men will damn near do anything for a blow job.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06698117410778232102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170800156762372492007-02-06T17:15:00.000-05:002007-02-06T17:15:00.000-05:00And buscuits, too.You know, nothing strips the int...And buscuits, too.<BR/><BR/>You know, nothing strips the intellectual credibility off a nice bit of racist stereotyping than serial misspellings.<BR/><BR/>However, I look forward to further explanations, such as the one about how white guys drive like this and black guys drive like that.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170798709027774352007-02-06T16:51:00.000-05:002007-02-06T16:51:00.000-05:00even fuzzy could spell cajun.even fuzzy could spell cajun.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170796663922655712007-02-06T16:17:00.000-05:002007-02-06T16:17:00.000-05:00Come on, communist dan, it's not like Michael Vick...Come on, communist dan, it's not like Michael Vick won the Masters here....Grimeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17998388555519843013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170795763247869752007-02-06T16:02:00.000-05:002007-02-06T16:02:00.000-05:00Your rendition of Mike Vick makes him sound like a...Your rendition of Mike Vick makes him sound like a retarded white frat boy, when in reality we all know he's not that articulate or intelligent. And buying Breyers at the grocery store? More like buying a bucket of thighs, cajon rice, and a 6 of buscuits from Popeye's. And a grape soda.Communist Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15456902434270879006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170795500753372652007-02-06T15:58:00.000-05:002007-02-06T15:58:00.000-05:00I see Michael Vick watching How High and pouring m...I see Michael Vick watching How High and pouring milk into a box of Count Chocula.AdamAnthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14547192696749745211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170795148047411552007-02-06T15:52:00.000-05:002007-02-06T15:52:00.000-05:00Clint your comments are always insightful and well...Clint your comments are always insightful and well written. All hail Clint as king of KSK comment section.Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15182925117973327519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170795119523116602007-02-06T15:51:00.000-05:002007-02-06T15:51:00.000-05:00that picture is the shit.I'm so blazed I had to st...that picture is the shit.<BR/><BR/>I'm so blazed I had to stare at it for about 8 minutes before catching his real right hand.the butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11483534168136904659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170794995135514442007-02-06T15:49:00.000-05:002007-02-06T15:49:00.000-05:00I just imagined Vick blazed out of his mind sittin...I just imagined Vick blazed out of his mind sitting in a $5000 leather recliner nodding his head to London Calling. <BR/><BR/>Thanks, Drew.The Last Unitardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16043936355723065045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170794870149447302007-02-06T15:47:00.000-05:002007-02-06T15:47:00.000-05:00You're funnier than watching Jackass the movie sto...You're funnier than watching Jackass the movie stoned for the first time BDD. In the theatre.Mevshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13758948812088905146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170793938834605372007-02-06T15:32:00.000-05:002007-02-06T15:32:00.000-05:00How about Britt or Garrett Reid?How about Britt or Garrett Reid?Walkletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01865227101466256781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170793530541424172007-02-06T15:25:00.001-05:002007-02-06T15:25:00.001-05:00awww man... this drymouth is whack. gotta get my j...<I>awww man... this drymouth is whack. gotta get my juice on and.. ohshitohshitohshit. is that petrino by the juicy juice? he'll totally know. act cool. that's right... nod ya head, grab that grape shit and stop giggling. shit he's lookin' right atchoo. it's cool.</I><BR/><BR/>Wow i laughed so hard i shot grape shit all over my keyboard.Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15182925117973327519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170793526162550082007-02-06T15:25:00.000-05:002007-02-06T15:25:00.000-05:00So he has more to fuck up right?So he has more to fuck up right?Walkletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01865227101466256781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170793137709258902007-02-06T15:18:00.000-05:002007-02-06T15:18:00.000-05:00Which one has the hundred million dollar contract ...Which one has the hundred million dollar contract again?Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170793055315487872007-02-06T15:17:00.000-05:002007-02-06T15:17:00.000-05:00I don't need to eat Breyer's to have a good time.I don't need to eat Breyer's to have a good time.Grimeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17998388555519843013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170792755554556782007-02-06T15:12:00.000-05:002007-02-06T15:12:00.000-05:00Who is more of a fuckup, Michael or Marcus?Who is more of a fuckup, Michael or Marcus?Walkletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01865227101466256781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170791585799346032007-02-06T14:53:00.000-05:002007-02-06T14:53:00.000-05:00awww man... this drymouth is whack. gotta get my ...awww man... this drymouth is whack. gotta get my juice on and.. ohshitohshitohshit. is that petrino by the juicy juice? he'll totally know. act cool. that's right... nod ya head, grab that grape shit and stop giggling. shit he's lookin' right atchoo. it's cool.<BR/><BR/>Coach: michael? is that you?<BR/>Me: uhhh yeah coach. how is it hangin'? (so stupid! why did you just say that! be cool!)<BR/>Coach: Son, are you wearing eye black in the grocery store?<BR/>Me: It's Breyer's.<BR/>Coach: Ice cream? Huh?<BR/>Me: Edy's is for bitches.<BR/>Coach: (silence)<BR/><BR/>Ok now back up and rip open the bag of Doritos with your mouth. Now Growl!!! That shit was tight. He totally respects your commitment. You're like one of them big orange tigers. A bengal tiger I think. Aww that totally reminds me of the bengals. That blonde drummer was like some amazon queen, yo.lucashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09492415119233119576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1170791527086703052007-02-06T14:52:00.000-05:002007-02-06T14:52:00.000-05:00Oreo O's man...I don't even smoke the pot but I ca...Oreo O's man...I don't even smoke the pot but I can eat a whole box of those right out the box.<BR/><BR/>I hate to say it, but this might end up a better series than the adventures of Rexstacy.beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12964852210309080993noreply@blogger.com