tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post116666059402161593..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: "I Could Care Less If The Team Is Strugggggling."Big Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166720329183953602006-12-21T11:58:00.000-05:002006-12-21T11:58:00.000-05:00Whitefolks - to solve his drinking problem, just t...Whitefolks - to solve his drinking problem, just take him to Magic Kingdom during the next few days. Make sure to get him up early, like around 7:00ish, to be sure you even get in the park before it gets closed due to filled to capacity.<BR/><BR/>Then simply "get lost" away from him (and make sure you have the keys) and let him wander the park for 5-6 hours - dealing with little kids screaming, yelling, running, jumping, grabbing, shitting, etc. Make sure he gets on "It's a Small World" at least once.<BR/><BR/>When you "find" him again, he'll be ready to drink more than UM at a strip club.<BR/><BR/>Problem solved.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166720193700264632006-12-21T11:56:00.000-05:002006-12-21T11:56:00.000-05:00Damn, check out the tat just above Saint Suzy's ri...Damn, check out the <A HREF="http://www.suzykolber.net/suzy_kolber_pics/Suzy_Kolber_-_Everything_Else/image12.htm" REL="nofollow">tat</A> just above Saint Suzy's right ankle. Somebody was a wild child at the U, wasn't she?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166719402463019682006-12-21T11:43:00.000-05:002006-12-21T11:43:00.000-05:00Grreatttttttt video forever man.One of the best pa...Grreatttttttt video forever man.<BR/><BR/>One of the best parts is at the end, Thiesman says "Joe's just a happy guy. Isn't he happy?" aka 'drunk'. Then Maguire says "Oh boy is he ever happy."Mevshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13758948812088905146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166717314127479782006-12-21T11:08:00.000-05:002006-12-21T11:08:00.000-05:00Man, I love that clip. It never stops getting funn...Man, I love that clip. It never stops getting funny.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166714705209310862006-12-21T10:25:00.000-05:002006-12-21T10:25:00.000-05:00What else can you really get a Floridian besides j...<I>What else can you really get a Floridian besides jorts, hairgel, or a tight shirt?</I><BR/><BR/>This floridian always graciously accept gifts of liquor. And poon.Bassholehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11727556940281397889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166713324736518832006-12-21T10:02:00.000-05:002006-12-21T10:02:00.000-05:00What else can you really get a Floridian besides j...What else can you really get a Floridian besides jorts, hairgel, or a tight shirt?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166711475728566632006-12-21T09:31:00.000-05:002006-12-21T09:31:00.000-05:00See, there's plenty of crack to be had around Orla...See, there's plenty of crack to be had around Orlando, but our murder rate is about to break a year's high set in 1982. I'd much prefer he rocked the ganj and it would be far easier to get a good amount of that in comparison. <BR/><BR/>Jorts are wrong. <BR/><BR/>With the season upon us for general dereliction at work till the New Year, I was wondering:<BR/><BR/>Anyone without a foodservice job get drunk or high at their job? If so, whaddaya do and what's your pick to have fun with?evanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16099585709695277854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166711070186744092006-12-21T09:24:00.000-05:002006-12-21T09:24:00.000-05:00Get him some crack. After that holding his liquor ...Get him some crack. After that holding his liquor shouldn't be a problem.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166709854389624422006-12-21T09:04:00.000-05:002006-12-21T09:04:00.000-05:00whitefolks: As a Florida resident, you probably ca...whitefolks: As a Florida resident, you probably can't go wrong with jorts.<BR/><BR/>If two of the trifecta are out (sex and drugs), go with the third: rock 'n' roll.swing4https://www.blogger.com/profile/06644465182479479340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166708800664228292006-12-21T08:46:00.000-05:002006-12-21T08:46:00.000-05:00Get your brother a set of balls, a fifth of Popov ...Get your brother a set of balls, a fifth of Popov vodka and some Pepto to take before he starts drinking. And in the card tell him that your grandpa thinks that he is a puss.Mayor McRibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01471371735647418964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166705479952404442006-12-21T07:51:00.000-05:002006-12-21T07:51:00.000-05:00He can hold it. Temporarily.He was I think 19 or 2...He can hold it. Temporarily.<BR/><BR/>He was I think 19 or 20 when we went on a cruise and were thiiiis close to being detained by the Mexican police. Apparently getting drunk on Carlos and Charlies yards of Long Island, crashing a rented scooter and passing out in a bathroom is frowned upon for gringos.<BR/><BR/>My grandfather and I were standing on the balcony of the ship praying we got moving before the cops pulled up to the port. Really good times.evanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16099585709695277854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166703937090804202006-12-21T07:25:00.000-05:002006-12-21T07:25:00.000-05:00Bates-Damn straight! Without Joe Willie, we have ...Bates-<BR/><BR/>Damn straight! Without Joe Willie, we have shit to hang our hats on for 35+ years. If we're gonna live off the glory of one game in 1969, we'll take the drunken, sideline come-ons WITH PRIDE. It takes a special man & an even more special QB to make the Hall of Fame with about 700 more INTs than TDs. <BR/><BR/>And you don't come from <I>Beaver</I> Falls without felling some beaver.<BR/><BR/>Being a Jet fan: it's a way of life.<BR/><BR/>(Just fucking shoot me now.)Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15398931203483061703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166681659480353402006-12-21T01:14:00.000-05:002006-12-21T01:14:00.000-05:00whitefolks - another 21st birthday celebration to ...whitefolks - another 21st birthday celebration to help with the tolerance.Signal to Noisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18128427529258396556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166679458483050292006-12-21T00:37:00.000-05:002006-12-21T00:37:00.000-05:0022 and can't hold liquor? What is he, a fairy?Not ...22 and can't hold liquor? What is he, a fairy?<BR/><BR/>Not that there's anything wrong with that.Captain Cavemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694915803899965116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166675312645793252006-12-20T23:28:00.000-05:002006-12-20T23:28:00.000-05:00I still say that getting Suzy Kolber would be a fa...I still say that getting Suzy Kolber would be a fantastic bar-mitzvah gift for the super wealthy. Even better than the Zoltar (yes, like Big) at Hammacher Schlemmer. <BR/><BR/>Btw, anyone have a gift suggestion for a younger brother whose 22, can't hold liquor too well and is otherwise impossible to figure a gift for? No hooker suggestions and unfortunately drugs are out, too.evanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16099585709695277854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166671452554872782006-12-20T22:24:00.000-05:002006-12-20T22:24:00.000-05:00fenway, we don't even know how to operate that wik...fenway, we don't even know how to operate that wiki business. otherwise we'd all have our own pages with outlandish claims about our manly exploits.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166668468911679492006-12-20T21:34:00.000-05:002006-12-20T21:34:00.000-05:00I'll give Suzy this--she's moderately more tolerab...I'll give Suzy this--she's moderately more tolerable than Andrea Kremer.Laser Rocket Armhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12332672587425641355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166666650001362942006-12-20T21:04:00.000-05:002006-12-20T21:04:00.000-05:00Ahhhh.The Patron Saint, still thick in the britche...Ahhhh.<BR/><BR/>The Patron Saint, still thick in the britches.Signal to Noisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18128427529258396556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166663945094039832006-12-20T20:19:00.000-05:002006-12-20T20:19:00.000-05:00Wow that got taken down fast.Wow that got taken down fast.Susshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06455887435216537299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1166662705142622092006-12-20T19:58:00.000-05:002006-12-20T19:58:00.000-05:00Never know what's funnier:That the producers let t...Never know what's funnier:<BR/><BR/>That the producers let that drunken wreck on the air, or Al Michaels' tut-tutting, "Oh boy, is he happy" as they cut away.<BR/><BR/>Either way . . . Broadway Joe, baby! <BR/><BR/>Meanwhile, as a Jet fan I need to know why Joe didn't satisfy <I>this</I> guarantee: if noodle-arm Pennington stays blah, blah, blah, then the Jets will "win the championship."<BR/><BR/>Fuck. Guess he didn't know Herm would intentionally lose yards before a FG attempt and . . . I have to stop!Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15398931203483061703noreply@blogger.com