tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post116420819118290338..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Big Daddy Drew's Thanksgiving ItineraryBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164754078031779002006-11-28T17:47:00.000-05:002006-11-28T17:47:00.000-05:00dude you wasted you 15 minutes of fame on this pie...dude you wasted you 15 minutes of fame on this piece of shit? Do us all a fovor and have mrs. what's her name (you are single and couldn't get nail n woodshop we all know that) pull the trigger. If this wouldn't have been emailed to me I wouldn't have wasted my time. However, I felt compeled to read your make belive Thanksgiving. Seriously though, when the rest of you make belive family awakes please have them call me, I'd like to hammer the shit out of your wife.<BR/><BR/>ohhh yeah, and for you spellers out there - if I misspelled anything just take 2 "suck this" and call your doctor tomorrow you may have a "go fuck yourself" infection and we all know that's no bueno!I like tater totshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09148370868914291500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164333165496272562006-11-23T20:52:00.000-05:002006-11-23T20:52:00.000-05:00Do you like white meat? Then fuck off. I'm a dark ...Do you like white meat? Then fuck off. I'm a dark meat man. None of this bland white meat shit. Dark meat is moister and has more fat.<BR/><BR/>true. that.Flametownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10999618601867414169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164302483517136692006-11-23T12:21:00.000-05:002006-11-23T12:21:00.000-05:00Fuck. It's 9:00 am and I just woke up, and just no...Fuck. It's 9:00 am and I just woke up, and just now realized that I am going to miss most of the first game because I have to drive an hour and a half to the place I am stuffing my fat face with turkey, gravy, and potatoes.<BR/><BR/>Damn west coast and it's 3 hour time difference.<BR/><BR/>At least its only the Lions game.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164301359744098092006-11-23T12:02:00.000-05:002006-11-23T12:02:00.000-05:00Shellfish is for fucking wankers. Also, Thanksgivi...Shellfish is for fucking wankers. Also, Thanksgiving Dinner should be no later than 2pm, and it should be the first (through seventh) things that you eat on that day.fallexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15924053139613450386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164300805742197512006-11-23T11:53:00.000-05:002006-11-23T11:53:00.000-05:0011:15PM - Throw up.So, a touch of the 'mia, or is ...<I>11:15PM - Throw up.</I><BR/><BR/>So, a touch of the 'mia, or is acceptable to not hold one's liquor once a kid arrives? vnsSteve Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03370246866069199463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164280655884842322006-11-23T06:17:00.000-05:002006-11-23T06:17:00.000-05:00xx:xx:xx PM - forget to end post, leave self open ...xx:xx:xx PM - forget to end post, leave self open to all of KSK and enjoy evil/comraderie/atrophy which accompanies said retardedness.<BR/><BR/>xx:xx:06 PM - agree to Hyundai ad.<BR/><BR/>xx:xx:21 PM - kill oneself.fattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12899300519210591273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164280305768794002006-11-23T06:11:00.000-05:002006-11-23T06:11:00.000-05:00Sorry, too lazy to go through the work to pretend ...Sorry, too lazy to go through the work to pretend I have my own blog so that this would say "fatty says":<BR/><BR/>Nice work as usual drew...My afternoon schedule is a tad different, but please remember to add 2 hrs as I'm on MTN time and work all weekend...<BR/><BR/>10:00AM -tell alarm clock to fuck off.<BR/><BR/>10:09AM - tell alarm clock to fuck off again, slowly in hangover realize alarm clock is on to something.<BR/><BR/>11:05AM - panic as games start, jump in shower with coffee cup in tow and scrub only smelly/will-touch-food-at-work parts preparing for day<BR/><BR/>11:08AM - relax as radio announcer says "this National Anthem performance brought to you by Ben Rothlisberger, just one step slower than the steps of time..."<BR/><BR/>11:08:01 AM - totally freak out as you burn black and gold steelers jersey.<BR/><BR/>11:12:01 AM - realize that totally wasn't cool and plan murder of Cleaveland dignitary, if only anyone in Cleaveland cared.<BR/><BR/>12:15 PM - arrive at friend's house - that is, to say, "friend who made all of Thanksgiving Dinner - 's house and take all food-related substances with you into work". Watch 45 minutes of NFL football, scratch face, mumble something like "Mank you" in passing, and leave no matter what the score.<BR/><BR/>1:45 PM - arrive at work, double-chec food. Do not complain about anything or friends will kill you.<BR/><BR/><BR/>1:48 PM - as shock dissolves, roll 52" tv from "fun room" into office and set up next to desk (with antenna in your desk) to at least watch end of NFL game and BCS catastrophe.<BR/><BR/>1:52 PM - 11:00 PM - do what one has to do to survive.<BR/><BR/>11:01 PM - go to home, open beer fridge, drink like retard until required to go back on Friday.<BR/><BR/>Repeat as necessary subsituting leftovers with fresh food, and San Diego Cheerleaders with women you'd rather not work with.<BR/><BR/>6:35PM - Check final score. Cowboys 28, Bucs 3. Since Madden left FOX, I think Aikman gives out an award for the best Thanksgiving Day player. I think it's a crystal scrotal clamp, but I don’t remember.<BR/><BR/>6:45PM - Bourbon. Chocolate.<BR/><BR/>7:00PM - Leave.<BR/><BR/>7:15PM - Bathe Girl. Feed Girl. Put Girl to bed.<BR/><BR/>7:30PM - More bourbon.<BR/><BR/>6:35PM - Check final score. Cowboys 28, Bucs 3. Since Madden left FOX, I think Aikman gives out an award for the best Thanksgiving Day player. I think it's a crystal scrotal clamp, but I don’t remember.<BR/><BR/>6:45PM - Bourbon. Chocolate.<BR/><BR/>7:00PM - Leave.<BR/><BR/>7:15PM - Bathe Girl. Feed Girl. Put Girl to bed.<BR/><BR/>7:30PM - More bourbon.fattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12899300519210591273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164255136931775822006-11-22T23:12:00.000-05:002006-11-22T23:12:00.000-05:00No way am I giving any kind of love to the Cowboys...No way am I giving any kind of love to the Cowboys. Go Tampa!gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164241034339606692006-11-22T19:17:00.000-05:002006-11-22T19:17:00.000-05:00Was there ever a more appropriate description for ...Was there ever a more appropriate description for green bean caserole than "white trash church basement"? The anwer is no!Leonard Peltierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13099302932903109984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164233014404077302006-11-22T17:03:00.000-05:002006-11-22T17:03:00.000-05:00am I the only person here who relishes thanksgivin...<I>am I the only person here who relishes thanksgiving morning wake 'n bakes before dealing with the family?</I><BR/><BR/>Not anymore.<BR/><BR/>String bean casserole friggin' rocks.mikeskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08996838456430906822noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164232510285315492006-11-22T16:55:00.000-05:002006-11-22T16:55:00.000-05:002 things I make extra just for myself each Thanksg...2 things I make extra just for myself each Thanksgiving, no matter how much food is made:<BR/><BR/>- gravy<BR/>- mashed potatoes<BR/><BR/>Because I can never ever ever eat enough of the two. I could be at my bursting point, looking oddly like the fat dead dude in Seven, and if there's mashed potatoes and gravy left....I'm fuckin eatin it.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164232494578160502006-11-22T16:54:00.000-05:002006-11-22T16:54:00.000-05:00Let me guess... German stuffing has bacon in it so...Let me guess... German stuffing has bacon in it so the Jews can't eat it, right? Filthy Huns.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164232367158660952006-11-22T16:52:00.000-05:002006-11-22T16:52:00.000-05:00Does she trim the hedge 'down there' for you, too?...Does she trim the hedge 'down there' for you, too?Philistinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00486534836225036793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164231854261718632006-11-22T16:44:00.000-05:002006-11-22T16:44:00.000-05:00-Gravy (NOTE: There is never enough gravy at Thank...<I>-Gravy (NOTE: There is never enough gravy at Thanksgiving. Everyone says, "Hey, don't use too much gravy." God dammit, it's Thanksgiving. I want to rub gravy all over my body and lick myself clean. Make more gravy, people.)</I><BR/><BR/>Amen.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18069654181152145893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164231455422230022006-11-22T16:37:00.000-05:002006-11-22T16:37:00.000-05:00UM, am I the only person here who relishes thanks...UM, am I the only person here who relishes thanksgiving morning wake 'n bakes before dealing with the family? <BR/><BR/>I'm shocked, shocked I'll tell you.MoonshineMikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06127819454547893770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164230397475041412006-11-22T16:19:00.000-05:002006-11-22T16:19:00.000-05:00I don't care if Cutler comes and hands off to the ...I don't care if Cutler comes and hands off to the fucking back judge, I'm sick of Plummer.<BR/><BR/>And seriously Drew, no mashies? WTF?Phony Gwynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02590531252173090128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164228445484272492006-11-22T15:47:00.000-05:002006-11-22T15:47:00.000-05:00Broncos NEVER win at Arrowhead. Shit, even the ref...Broncos NEVER win at Arrowhead. Shit, even the refs know that.<BR/><BR/>Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to all a good night.<BR/><BR/>PS- My official psychic football epiphany this week:<BR/><BR/>Jay Cutler comes in the game at the 10:39 mark in the 3rd quarter after a interception return off of Plummer. Throws 2 more interceptions and 1 TD. Finishes 5-16 for 129 yards.<BR/>Horseheads lose 17-10.<BR/><BR/>And there is much rejoicing in the AFC West.8hrdrivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03826700627625265511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164226402253664192006-11-22T15:13:00.000-05:002006-11-22T15:13:00.000-05:00I owe it all to you, Siobhan. If only 289 would p...I owe it all to you, Siobhan. If only 289 would photoshop in a fat gold necklace and a paw holding batteries, it would be perfect.swing4https://www.blogger.com/profile/06644465182479479340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164226068094051472006-11-22T15:07:00.000-05:002006-11-22T15:07:00.000-05:00Swing - I still giggle like a schoolgirl everytime...Swing - I still giggle like a schoolgirl everytime I look at that miserable creature in your avatar.BoSox Siobhanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04100090075768518334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164225538532895612006-11-22T14:58:00.000-05:002006-11-22T14:58:00.000-05:00Excellent post, Drew. When KSK reaches its first ...Excellent post, Drew. When KSK reaches its first anniversary, you all should look into publishing a "best of" book, and this piece should make the cut.<BR/><BR/>The Thanksgiving Haircut is an interesting tradition. I'm not sure I would let someone in an alcohol and tryptophan induced haze near my ears with scissors, for fear of starting a new tradition: the Thanksgiving Salute to Van Gogh.swing4https://www.blogger.com/profile/06644465182479479340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164225190073175452006-11-22T14:53:00.000-05:002006-11-22T14:53:00.000-05:00Awesome as usual Drew. Have a great holiday weeken...Awesome as usual Drew. Have a great holiday weekend everybody!<BR/><BR/>(first and last time I try to not be funny here. not that there's any difference.)The Dudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04654003833927233829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164223434028965692006-11-22T14:23:00.000-05:002006-11-22T14:23:00.000-05:00That was a thing of sublime fucking beauty, man. ...That was a thing of sublime fucking beauty, man. Comedy highlight of my week so far.<BR/><BR/>Or at least of the day.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15398931203483061703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164221461669988322006-11-22T13:51:00.000-05:002006-11-22T13:51:00.000-05:00That's odd, Claude Balls. Your wife doesn't seem t...That's odd, Claude Balls. Your wife doesn't seem to mind when I masturbate in her presence.Rob Ihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00968103551798533864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164219346060300252006-11-22T13:15:00.000-05:002006-11-22T13:15:00.000-05:00Is it better to fart at the Thanksgiving dinner ta...Is it better to fart at the Thanksgiving dinner table or pee in the kitchen sink?Joey Porter’s Pit Bullshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12310757224642581737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164217528634399942006-11-22T12:45:00.000-05:002006-11-22T12:45:00.000-05:00Disregarding the joys of work this Thanksgiving, m...Disregarding the joys of work this Thanksgiving, my iterary Thursday will be :<BR/><BR/>noon @ Grandma's - stuff self, watch game on grainy/snowy air waves (no cable), fake nap (but listen to game) so I don't have to talk to redneck side of family, no alcohol (suprisingly they have enough respect for grandma to not drink and smoke weed around her)<BR/>4:30 @ wife's parents - stuff self, drink, be merry<BR/>6:30 @ my parents - pretend to be sober as I stuff self (other Grandma also does not allow alcohol too)<BR/><BR/>Contrary to what you may think, the 3 meal Thanksgiving more than compensates for only 2 drinking hoursAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com