tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post116300835472065075..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: KSK Midterm Erection Bukkake Ballot - Most Valuable Player (For Cheap Jokes)Big Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163054085516488312006-11-09T01:34:00.000-05:002006-11-09T01:34:00.000-05:00The problem with this year is there are too many t...The problem with this year is there are too many to even list. Not enough bandwidth. I like the Bengals as a best performance by a group (by a nose over Miami/FIU). Denny Green and Art Shell, best performance by a duo. And no one tops T.O. for individual performance. I am tempted to go for Ben, but not quite. If only Simms and Big Ben had been on that bike together, with Ben wearing assless leather chaps, and Ben also lost his spleen along with the appendix, and had been arrested with Henry, and he was caught injecting Merriman's butt...but not to be.MoonHopperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03389448166287818429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163033890059697302006-11-08T19:58:00.000-05:002006-11-08T19:58:00.000-05:00While Ben has been pure comedy gold all year and i...While Ben has been pure comedy gold all year and is a jackass, and I'd love to vote for him to express my unparalleled hatred for the Steelers (for a non-Ravens, non-Bengals fan), I am intrigued by the funny of Christina Simms and the extra hole where her spleen used to be. Although tattooed chicks don't do much for me.Landruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11954074164878242561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163027930869022972006-11-08T18:18:00.000-05:002006-11-08T18:18:00.000-05:00If only I could vote for the Miami Hurricanes and ...If only I could vote for the Miami Hurricanes and the season they're having...<BR/><BR/>but alas, we're talking the NFL here.<BR/><BR/>My vote would have to go with Bob Costas.<BR/>Pros: He's short, he looks like he should be Luke Skywalker's little baby brother who never got to play with the T-16, he's got 0 personality and appeal, he in no way looks like he is qualified to speak about football (or any other sport...well, MAYBE tabble tennis, but that's a stretch), he has no analyzing skills whatsoever, Collingsworth looks like a strategy genius next to him, he says stupid shit every week, he likes to repeat obvious and redudant facts about the game.<BR/><BR/>Cons: He looks like the kid next doors younger retarded brother so you kinda feel sorry for him, despite having 0 personailty he has had multiple sports broadcasting jobs and makes more money than me, he gets to interview hot women athletes and I get to interview bar flies on the late nights, he's being out-dumbassed by the likes of Irvin, Berman, Theismann, Madden, Michaels, Sean Salisbury (he of the Battlebots fame), and Joe Buck to the point where no one really hates him anymore but me.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163027032642594142006-11-08T18:03:00.000-05:002006-11-08T18:03:00.000-05:00Can we have a run off? I vote Irvin and Berman. ...Can we have a run off? I vote Irvin and Berman. When will Berman realize he sucks?D.O.N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02102422172024900594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163021884445356252006-11-08T16:38:00.000-05:002006-11-08T16:38:00.000-05:00Mike Gottfried and Pam Ward: Who would have thoug...Mike Gottfried and Pam Ward: <BR/>Who would have thought Someone with advanced Alzheimer’s could be so funny. <BR/>And his Play-By-Play Guy is the perfect Straight Man.Joe Ashevillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06461743020663698282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163021340613809172006-11-08T16:29:00.000-05:002006-11-08T16:29:00.000-05:00TO. He even fucked up his own suicide.TO. He even fucked up his own suicide.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163020544889120042006-11-08T16:15:00.000-05:002006-11-08T16:15:00.000-05:00I'll vote for Big Ben. If this were extended to no...I'll vote for Big Ben. <BR/><BR/>If this were extended to non-athletes, I'd definitely nominate the College Game Day fans making all those endearing signs about Lee Corso.Giddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09002131581355463868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163018814023922412006-11-08T15:46:00.000-05:002006-11-08T15:46:00.000-05:00better yet, the fucking people who write letters t...better yet, the fucking people who write letters to barbaro.The Big Picturehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00824849961968298355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163018623094121802006-11-08T15:43:00.001-05:002006-11-08T15:43:00.001-05:00BarbaroBarbaroEPShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06266333542953189825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163018587618700662006-11-08T15:43:00.000-05:002006-11-08T15:43:00.000-05:00T.O. is ALWAYS good for a laugh. My vote goes to h...T.O. is ALWAYS good for a laugh. My vote goes to him.Mike Terrillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02073502580831326269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163018537490609092006-11-08T15:42:00.000-05:002006-11-08T15:42:00.000-05:00I gotta give it up for Denny Green; I have a soft-...I gotta give it up for Denny Green; I have a soft-spot for the "disgruntled-post-game-so-pissed-they-make-no-sense" rants. <BR/><BR/>SIDEBAR: I accidentally posted this first in the "Heisman Bong" comments section. That's some irony, right there.Veehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00028369093672005677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163018198764276242006-11-08T15:36:00.000-05:002006-11-08T15:36:00.000-05:00"cixovadn" is for male enhancement. 4"+ to be exac..."cixovadn" is for male enhancement. 4"+ to be exact, and mindblowing girth. we're talkin' coffee cans. I finally can say, "I'm a footlong!"<BR/>Thanks, cixovadn!<BR/>"qmarsx" is for blood pressure. I take that too.8hrdrivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03826700627625265511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163016750238823402006-11-08T15:12:00.000-05:002006-11-08T15:12:00.000-05:00Peter King. I can't stand reading about Buttfucks...Peter King. I can't stand reading about Buttfucks anymore.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14763220086524562388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163016703536778372006-11-08T15:11:00.000-05:002006-11-08T15:11:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14763220086524562388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163016633792399592006-11-08T15:10:00.000-05:002006-11-08T15:10:00.000-05:00Could we have some more votes for some of the brot...Could we have some more votes for some of the brothers before <B>thebigo</B> blows another gasket?<BR/><BR/>I hade to type "cixovadn" to post this comment. Is that the new blood pressure medicine or the erectile dysfunction pill?Claude Ballshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07501392586747871324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163015960419738942006-11-08T14:59:00.000-05:002006-11-08T14:59:00.000-05:00Roy Williams may say some stupid shit (he is a Tex...Roy Williams may say some stupid shit (he is a Texas grad after all), but he is third in the league in recieving yards. <BR/>That being said, it has to be Ben Roethlisberger. Nobody has come up with more entertaining was of injuring one's self in a long time.rock n ryehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09990479113236218499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163014765507769492006-11-08T14:39:00.000-05:002006-11-08T14:39:00.000-05:00Douchebag Peter King.Douchebag Peter King.Spectacular Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00667755902740587459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163014144147492152006-11-08T14:29:00.000-05:002006-11-08T14:29:00.000-05:00Chris Henry is a God amongst men (and Peyton)Chris Henry is a God amongst men (and Peyton)Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163012986726120242006-11-08T14:09:00.001-05:002006-11-08T14:09:00.001-05:00I was going to bullet my vote for Ben but really, ...I was going to bullet my vote for Ben but really, Jeremy Shockey always deserves attention in these contests.Rob Ihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00968103551798533864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163012950564810822006-11-08T14:09:00.000-05:002006-11-08T14:09:00.000-05:00Big Ben-His luck is so bad he should be a starting...Big Ben-<BR/><BR/>His luck is so bad he should be a starting pitcher on the Cubs.doug_plankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03687210723089622018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163012288018038192006-11-08T13:58:00.000-05:002006-11-08T13:58:00.000-05:00Roy Williams, Detroit Lions.- After week 1 6-9 los...Roy Williams, Detroit Lions.<BR/>- After week 1 6-9 loss to Seattle:<BR/>"It was stupid how close we were to putting 40 points on the board."<BR/><BR/>- Guaranteed victory at Chicago in week 2. Bears won 34-7.<BR/><BR/>-Going into last week he said they would win 9 straight and make the playoffs.<BR/><BR/>-After win vs Falcons: <BR/>"We've got the best quarterback in the league." AND<BR/>"We're the best 2-6 team in the league."Trader Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09948604941843458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163010834221047012006-11-08T13:33:00.000-05:002006-11-08T13:33:00.000-05:00Runaway winner: Big Ben. No one can touch the impr...Runaway winner: Big Ben. No one can touch the impressive campaign he's put together.Captain Cavemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694915803899965116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163009830472162152006-11-08T13:17:00.000-05:002006-11-08T13:17:00.000-05:00As much as I don't want to, I vote for Ben.As much as I don't want to, I vote for Ben.peytonloveskennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01181842847433955360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163009523289015142006-11-08T13:12:00.000-05:002006-11-08T13:12:00.000-05:00I add my vote for Ben. It's gone beyond comedy to ...I add my vote for Ben. It's gone beyond comedy to horrific black humor, and so quickly.Signal to Noisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18128427529258396556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1163009431601446932006-11-08T13:10:00.000-05:002006-11-08T13:10:00.000-05:00I will also personally vote for Big Ben.I will also personally vote for Big Ben.Big Daddy Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.com