tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post116114998412450476..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: Is it time to handicap the race for Coach of the Year? You bet your sweet ass it isBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161286653514698212006-10-19T15:37:00.000-04:002006-10-19T15:37:00.000-04:00I have to nominate Shanahan for coach of the year....I have to nominate Shanahan for coach of the year. Out here in LA, we have seen 4 Denver games, and their defense might be the best in modern history. No team since 1934 has gone this far into the season allowing only one touchdown, and that was before they invented the forward pass. Also, that touchdown came in garbage time, so it really doesn't even count. Plus, he has to win games with Jake Plummer, no other coach has that handicap.<BR/><BR/>Worst coach, I could say Art Shell but that's like beating up a 4th grader. I could say Joe Gibbs but that's like beating up a 90-year old. So I nominate Marty Stinkenheimer, he has two of the best skill players in the league (Tomlinson and Gates) and I promise you he will lose when it counts because he runs when he should pass and he passes when he should run. How that dumbass continues to work is beyond me, except the Spanos family are vile assholes and are not qualified to own a little league team much less an NFL franchise. Plus, he smells bad...the rude sports pundithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15559414270973949100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161231997494146252006-10-19T00:26:00.000-04:002006-10-19T00:26:00.000-04:00fantastic work all around on that one ladies and g...fantastic work all around on that one ladies and gentsUnsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161194233528729452006-10-18T13:57:00.000-04:002006-10-18T13:57:00.000-04:00Shouldn't Larry Coker of Miami get some credit her...Shouldn't Larry Coker of Miami get some credit here? Afterall, he's leading the next generation of NFL felons this website with years of entertainment and fear.pmk3https://www.blogger.com/profile/02403824309224409839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161187703941521222006-10-18T12:08:00.000-04:002006-10-18T12:08:00.000-04:00Best coach: Sean Payton first, Andy Reid a close s...Best coach: Sean Payton first, Andy Reid a close second.<BR/><BR/>Worst coach: Joe Gibbs. Sorry, UM. There's no excuse for the Skins playing like they have. Portis plus a wideout lineup of Moss, Randle El, and Lloyd should mean buckets of points, and it's been anything but.<BR/><BR/>Herm Edwards is a very close second. I thought Herm was brought in to give the Chiefs, you know, some defense.<BR/><BR/>Worst AFC mustache: Definitely Edwards. That's a pornstache right there.Signal to Noisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18128427529258396556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161187165617811152006-10-18T11:59:00.000-04:002006-10-18T11:59:00.000-04:00I think Jeff Fishers 'stache is dreeeaaaammmy.Here...I think Jeff Fishers 'stache is dreeeaaaammmy.<BR/><BR/>Here is a video of a snake yakking up a <A HREF="http://www.comegetyousome.com/viewvid.php?id=1336" REL="nofollow"> hippo</A>. Pretty small hippo, but still.JoSChhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03370335752752643460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161186838808350112006-10-18T11:53:00.000-04:002006-10-18T11:53:00.000-04:00Not only does Jeff Fisher have the worst mustache ...<I>Not only does Jeff Fisher have the worst mustache in the AFC, he's got the worst mustache since Hitler </I><BR/><BR/>John Waters disagrees with you.Claude Ballshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07501392586747871324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161185444249402502006-10-18T11:30:00.000-04:002006-10-18T11:30:00.000-04:00Not only does Jeff Fisher have the worst mustache ...Not only does Jeff Fisher have the worst mustache in the AFC, he's got the worst mustache since HitlerUnsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161184661177630182006-10-18T11:17:00.000-04:002006-10-18T11:17:00.000-04:00Good post, UM.Any chance of getting a Worst AFC Mu...Good post, UM.<BR/><BR/>Any chance of getting a Worst AFC Mustache award? Your nominees: Jeff Fisher, Bill Cowher, Romeo Crennel, Herm Edwards, Tony Dungy, Art Shell. Winner receives a year's subscription to Law Enforcement Quarterly, and entreaties from women everywhere to shave that stupid thing off.swing4https://www.blogger.com/profile/06644465182479479340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161182179628579642006-10-18T10:36:00.000-04:002006-10-18T10:36:00.000-04:00I've just finished vomiting on a picture of Dennis...I've just finished vomiting on a picture of Dennis Green and now I'm ready to answer:<BR/><BR/>Best Coach: Andy Reid - He's done a great job at bringing the Eagles back to respectability after the OD (TO) mess. And I dislike Andy Reid as much as Denny Green but Big Andy gets props.<BR/><BR/>Worst Coach - This is tough. Art Shell isn't because the award has to go to someone actually living. Thus, I think it's Nick Saban. He passed on Brees and took on two Quarterbacks that were physically/mentally unprepared to play. He's done everything but blow a fourth quarter lead against the Bears on Monday night. While Denny Green is smegma Nick Saban is a talented coach that has done a horrific job this year.Irish Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17522930560215955858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161180757030232572006-10-18T10:12:00.000-04:002006-10-18T10:12:00.000-04:00Rob i: you, sir, are correct. Joe Gibbs is horri...Rob i: you, sir, are correct. Joe Gibbs is horrible. Worst coach in the league. I do thank him for returning all the skins fans around me to the flaccid state. <BR/><BR/>As for coach of the year, Sean Payton's been great, but let's not forget about player/coach Reggie Dunlop. The whole city of Charlestown has rallied around the Chiefs at a time when they really needed a winner, you know with the mill closing and all.Trader Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09948604941843458676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161175589226432482006-10-18T08:46:00.000-04:002006-10-18T08:46:00.000-04:00Marvin Lewis is a decent coach, but as a warden he...Marvin Lewis is a decent coach, but as a warden he's sub-par.<BR/><BR/>Jack Del Rio is also a decent coach, AND he does a mean Eddie Money impersonation. <BR/><BR/>Advantage: JDL<BR/><BR/>Worst coach? Whoever's coaching the Browns.Veehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00028369093672005677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161174682070844442006-10-18T08:31:00.000-04:002006-10-18T08:31:00.000-04:00Best Coach: Sean Payton because he brought New Orl...Best Coach: Sean Payton because he brought New Orleans back.<BR/><BR/>Worst Coach(ing staff): Joe Gibbs and his Band of Merry Fucktards, especially the tastefully named Gregg Williams. Just because.Rob Ihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00968103551798533864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161159475559951292006-10-18T04:17:00.000-04:002006-10-18T04:17:00.000-04:00best coach: payton. yeah, it's the easy choice, bu...best coach: payton. yeah, it's the easy choice, but still, the saints were fucking terrible last year.<BR/><BR/>worst: saban takes the cake. with that talent they should only have a loss or two. and any coach he starts Joey harrington is just fucking brain dead.The Big Picturehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00824849961968298355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161159082118692752006-10-18T04:11:00.000-04:002006-10-18T04:11:00.000-04:00Butch Davis.Now, you may say to yourself, bullshit...Butch Davis.<BR/><BR/>Now, you may say to yourself, bullshit. That guy hasn't coached in the league for a couple years.<BR/><BR/>You know what? Eat a dick. And fuck you too. That mother fucker ruined Browns football. First, he gives us hope that we could stop sucking. Then, he decides to play prevent defense, something that should have been played to prevent that abortion of a son that he carries around on the field with him from coming into being, to blow our playoff game.<BR/><BR/>The next season, we somehow score about 50 points on the Bengals and fucking lose. This was from a Browns team that was lucky to score 20 points in a game.<BR/><BR/>Then he pussies out and has an anxiety attack. It's really too bad, since the entire Browns nation was devoted to trying to give the prick a brain aneurysm. Anxiety attack my ass. Who the fuck has that? He just realized that he sucked giant donkey dick.<BR/><BR/>Want more? He was a backstabbing son of a bitch, selling out his players to the media while covering his fat ass. He also remained in complete denial over the shittiness of his draft. Out of the time he was in Cleveland, one draft pick didn't make the team. Why? BECAUSE THE MOTHER FUCKER WAS IN PRISON!<BR/><BR/>He got rid of Kevin Johnson, who while not setting the world on fire could at least catch the ball, unlike some people (Quincy Morgan). The reason? Johnson wasn't running routes correctly and wasn't blocking. Those routes were being run so badly that he led the team in receptions. Morgan? Led the team in dropped passes. Morgan also led the team in dropped passes that led to bottle-throwing near-riots.<BR/><BR/>And that is why Butch Davis is the worst coach in the NFL this year.Brave Sir Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15219327624473687797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161158584078613912006-10-18T04:03:00.000-04:002006-10-18T04:03:00.000-04:00best obese coach: andy reidworst: romeo crennel be...best obese coach: andy reid<BR/>worst: romeo crennel <BR/><BR/>best tits: tie bill parcells/mike holmgren<BR/><BR/>smuggest fuckbag: brian billickBrigadier Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05742130478649586656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161158277790538352006-10-18T03:57:00.000-04:002006-10-18T03:57:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17425447021860853560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1161156208413458482006-10-18T03:23:00.000-04:002006-10-18T03:23:00.000-04:00Best coach(es): Lovie Smith and Tony DungyWorst co...Best coach(es): Lovie Smith and Tony Dungy<BR/><BR/>Worst coach: Art ShellMike Terrillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02073502580831326269noreply@blogger.com