tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post115990328709043202..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: The Eagles Fan's Guide To Projectile WeaponryBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-47083179269131189942007-11-05T17:13:00.000-05:002007-11-05T17:13:00.000-05:00You might want to throw some decent players down t...You might want to throw some decent players down to the Eagles. They need help.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160220476303990852006-10-07T07:27:00.000-04:002006-10-07T07:27:00.000-04:00Although I don't have much against T.O. personally...Although I don't have much against T.O. personally (I'm an SF fan so I still have good memories of him before he went completely psycho), if I really wanted to make him feel bad, I'd get an advance copy of his children's book and throw that onto the field with all of his grammatical and punctuation errors circled in red pen. That'd show him.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17425447021860853560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1160011393389348682006-10-04T21:23:00.000-04:002006-10-04T21:23:00.000-04:00You insult Philly fans by assuming, even for a sec...You insult Philly fans by assuming, even for a second, that:<BR/>A) They won't smuggle in some forbidden item anyway;<BR/>B) They won't think of those things to throw in the first place;<BR/>C) They'll actually let the game go on.<BR/><BR/>This could really be a rare moment where the fans disrupt a game and it is forfeited to the Cowboys. But we'll see.MPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05833230465240793728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159984871151900162006-10-04T14:01:00.000-04:002006-10-04T14:01:00.000-04:00I am flying all the way across the country and bri...I am flying all the way across the country and bringing my pops for his 60th bday to see this game. I for one want to see TO leveled by Philly.<BR/><BR/>I've been sitting here all morning trying to think of something good to throw at him...<BR/><BR/>Instead, I say we drop a goal post on him - right when he is lining up, someones just get down on the field, push the goal post over, and BLAM. Problem solved.gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159976178866834432006-10-04T11:36:00.000-04:002006-10-04T11:36:00.000-04:00Right, adit, that's why the lack of championships....Right, <B>adit</B>, that's why the lack of championships. <BR/><BR/>Because certainly the White Sox never won a championship after two of their fans attacked Gamboa.<BR/><BR/>And the NY Giants fans, those pillars of morality, never had a snowball incident that resulted in 14 arrests, 175 ejections and 15 injuries (12/95 vs SD, thanks Kid Canada for the heads up)<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I'm holding my kid's first birthday in the bleachers at Yankee Stadium, cuz that place is just filled with super happy fun clowns.<BR/><BR/>Philadelphia does not have a monopoly on moronic fan behavior. <BR/><BR/>If anything, Philadelphia fans are passionate - perhaps more than any other town. But passion is a two-way street and Philly fans drive on both sides.SteveJeltzFanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471908951201200052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159969990829798122006-10-04T09:53:00.000-04:002006-10-04T09:53:00.000-04:00Bottles RAWK! I don't care what anyone says. And...<A HREF="http://bengals.enquirer.com/img/photos/2001/12/121801bottlefan_zoom.jpg" REL="nofollow">Bottles RAWK!</A> I don't care what anyone says. And I can appreciate the pill bottle filled with nickels. Why they didn't schedule this in the winter I'll never know.JoSChhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03370335752752643460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159969920106509892006-10-04T09:52:00.000-04:002006-10-04T09:52:00.000-04:00We already shot off a flare gun one Monday Night g...We already shot off a flare gun one Monday Night game a few years ago. We also pelted Jimmy Johnson with snowballs. I don't think the Linc has a courtroom like the Vet did. I think this makes us more civilized now.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13606626131774663712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159968481913661662006-10-04T09:28:00.000-04:002006-10-04T09:28:00.000-04:00Remember this? Michael Irvin might not. Maybe th...Remember <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urpFerqxmD0" REL="nofollow">this</A>? Michael Irvin might not. Maybe the Eagles can bring back Timmy Hauck for Sunday's game.Rajehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13552402439673931847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159965934379922932006-10-04T08:45:00.000-04:002006-10-04T08:45:00.000-04:00remember this? Good times. good times. ha ha.remember <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_uvyoxWWgk" REL="nofollow">this</A>? Good times. good times. ha ha.Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01740878527770683199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159934949234757052006-10-04T00:09:00.000-04:002006-10-04T00:09:00.000-04:00Sitting in the Vet when JD Drew made his return to...Sitting in the Vet when JD Drew made his return to Philly after refusing to sign with the Phillies, I can assure you that TO is going to be seeing plenty of Durecells on SundayMarcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18318685160482268800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159929773954058112006-10-03T22:42:00.000-04:002006-10-03T22:42:00.000-04:00The Cowboys are the most over rated team in the NF...The Cowboys are the most over rated team in the NFL. It took Roethlisberger to crash his motorcycle and an apendectemy to make look as half as brain dead and immobile as Drew Bledsoe.<BR/><BR/>Yeah bring on Romo.<BR/><BR/>WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE.doug_plankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03687210723089622018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159922137604994872006-10-03T20:35:00.000-04:002006-10-03T20:35:00.000-04:00throw what you like...it won't matter when the Cow...throw what you like...<BR/><BR/>it won't matter when the Cowboys are kicking the snot out of the eagles<BR/><BR/>good luck, and place your bets...Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07802764102575503369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159919096651695202006-10-03T19:44:00.000-04:002006-10-03T19:44:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.swing4https://www.blogger.com/profile/06644465182479479340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159915789337483412006-10-03T18:49:00.000-04:002006-10-03T18:49:00.000-04:00Panties with my phone number in them. What's that...Panties with my phone number in them. What's that? Oh, at a football game? Disregard...wrong venue.swing4https://www.blogger.com/profile/06644465182479479340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159915424546621552006-10-03T18:43:00.000-04:002006-10-03T18:43:00.000-04:00i don't know about "danny's" suggestion, RE: proje...i don't know about "danny's" suggestion, RE: projectiles. throwing humorless insults will probably only make TO stronger.<BR/><BR/>how's about 500 copies of the police report, bound together? that much truth would hurt like a bitch.Cate Morrisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07482440350221847454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159914790852157412006-10-03T18:33:00.000-04:002006-10-03T18:33:00.000-04:00http://store.dogfish.com/images/products/belt_buck...http://store.dogfish.com/images/products/belt_buckle_lg.jpg<BR/><BR/>mmmm 120 minute ipa...Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159914184885346752006-10-03T18:23:00.000-04:002006-10-03T18:23:00.000-04:002 words: belt buckle2 words: belt buckleUnsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159913312631220942006-10-03T18:08:00.000-04:002006-10-03T18:08:00.000-04:00Can't somebody commandeer a T-shirt gun for this? ...Can't somebody commandeer a T-shirt gun for this? It worked on Maude Flanders....Grimeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17998388555519843013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159913263365486002006-10-03T18:07:00.000-04:002006-10-03T18:07:00.000-04:00I prefer Nash casually throwing Rey Mysterio about...I prefer Nash casually throwing Rey Mysterio about 12 feet into a trailer like he was a lawn dart.<BR/><BR/>I miss college and Monday nights.Scrappledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13703068188765182906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159912609815760462006-10-03T17:56:00.000-04:002006-10-03T17:56:00.000-04:00Golf balls?Nothing says I hate you more than a cou...Golf balls?<BR/><BR/>Nothing says I hate you more than a couple hundred Titlest raining down on your suicidal head.<BR/><BR/>The best would be from what I the master of fan interaction the WWF.<BR/><BR/>Kevin Nash took the prothesis leg off a a fan and beat Shawn Michaels over the head with it.<BR/><BR/>Any one willing to part with a fake arm or leg? I will chip on replacement.doug_plankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03687210723089622018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159912232687382722006-10-03T17:50:00.001-04:002006-10-03T17:50:00.001-04:00Burn a copy of Closer by Joy Division and throw it...Burn a copy of Closer by Joy Division and throw it frisbee style at him.Raskolnikovhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17857869318197597100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159912208235601952006-10-03T17:50:00.000-04:002006-10-03T17:50:00.000-04:00The solution here is rather obvious. Pill bottle,...The solution here is rather obvious. <BR/><BR/>Pill bottle, <I>sans</I> prescription label, filled with nickels. It accomplishes everything that we Philly fans are looking for -- a great visual with the pill bottle, the weight and maiming potential of a bettery, and a minimal personal expense (let's face it, who wants to throw 20 quarters away?).<BR/><BR/>And you're a little off on the obliviousness / stupidity of Philadelphia fans. Sure, we're stupid, but due to the lack of championship validation, our felonious jackassery is <I>all we have</I> and there's an unspoken, drunken undercurrent to Philadelphia fans that makes us want to perpetuate our awful reputation.<BR/><BR/>So there. Suck it, Terrell.Scrappledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13703068188765182906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159910421334603632006-10-03T17:20:00.001-04:002006-10-03T17:20:00.001-04:00For those close enough to the field, old TO Eagles...For those close enough to the field, old TO Eagles jerseys would be good. Not like their gonna be worn, ever. But how to weigh them down for maximum flight? Soaked in beer/urine?thopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08203494254205259000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159910417137756092006-10-03T17:20:00.000-04:002006-10-03T17:20:00.000-04:00CA - those are some of my faves. But don't forget ...CA - those are some of my faves. But don't forget Jeff Buckley. Or Lloyd Cole.BoSox Siobhanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04100090075768518334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1159909365746719832006-10-03T17:02:00.001-04:002006-10-03T17:02:00.001-04:00What happened to lauching opposing team fans out o...What happened to lauching opposing team fans out of the upper deck? I swear we've done that before.<BR/><BR/>Igles!-cnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16656149761098906594noreply@blogger.com