tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post115686494183476683..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: An Open Letter To Tony KornheiserBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1164573373698208672006-11-26T15:36:00.000-05:002006-11-26T15:36:00.000-05:00Joe fuckin' Theisman...If I had to choose between ...Joe fuckin' Theisman...If I had to choose between listening to a cat being gutted by a rusty hunting knife for 4 hours or joe theisman for 4 minutes, I'd have to go with the former.The Silky Johnson Experiencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05540236829733457596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156987226160904112006-08-30T21:20:00.000-04:002006-08-30T21:20:00.000-04:00Thank you Drew. A million times thank you. All s...Thank you Drew. A million times thank you. All sports fans should also realize this to remember that these are very rich athletes whose "jobs" most of us would do for about 1/50 of their salaries. If they can't take some ribbing, who can?tchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01428003806086384153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156963897426791672006-08-30T14:51:00.000-04:002006-08-30T14:51:00.000-04:00sAnd people wonder what makes Charles Barkley so s...sAnd people wonder what makes Charles Barkley so successful as an announcer? He calls it like he sees it. He openly says some games on TNT are stinkers, and he's probably right. Turns out people will tune in to watch Chuck, but not necessairly the Knicks vs. the Sixers. This is what MNF should be aiming for. And yes, Theisman is ruining it.Larshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05775901119510984033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156963496798718262006-08-30T14:44:00.000-04:002006-08-30T14:44:00.000-04:00When the Toronto Argonauts of the CFL signed Ricky...When the Toronto Argonauts of the CFL signed Ricky Williams this spring, Joe Theezman, a former Argonaut himself, said he was disgraced to be associated with a team that would sign an addict like Ricky.<BR/><BR/>One wonders how he felt sharing a locker room with Dexter Manley.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156963091016720702006-08-30T14:38:00.000-04:002006-08-30T14:38:00.000-04:00gentle,I totally wish he would do that, and then "...gentle,<BR/>I totally wish he would do that, and then "accidentally" have the infamous career ending injury cue up instead of the instant replay. Do it like 10 times and apologize each time. And every time they cut to them he should just stare at the knee while he is talking.Mayor McRibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01471371735647418964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156953914985795002006-08-30T12:05:00.000-04:002006-08-30T12:05:00.000-04:00I bet, at some point in the season, TK will be so ...I bet, at some point in the season, TK will be so frustrated with his "colleague's" douche-baggery that he will indeed say something that will get him in a big heap o' trouble. <BR/><BR/>I'm really starting to get tired of ESPN. They need some competition... perhaps a Deadspin network? Sure, public access TV won't reach everyone... but it's a start.The Last Unitardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16043936355723065045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156945030879927612006-08-30T09:37:00.000-04:002006-08-30T09:37:00.000-04:00For years I have fantasized about calling a game w...For years I have fantasized about calling a game with Joe Thiesmann and repeatedly bringing up his career-ending knee injury.<BR/><BR/>Joe: The Colts pass rush is pretty stiff tonight.<BR/>Me: Stiff enough to totally devastate your knee on national television.<BR/><BR/>Joe: ...and that's why they call it a zone blitz, because it's a zone and a blitz.<BR/>Me: Hey Joe, remember when LT completely annihilated all of your knee ligaments and ruined your career?<BR/>Joe: Look, that's not what we're here to talk about.<BR/>Me: Remember when you changed the pronounciation of your name?Gentlewhoadie Apt Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14653498277481033751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156913974104161122006-08-30T00:59:00.000-04:002006-08-30T00:59:00.000-04:00As a former resident of the DC area when that fuck...As a former resident of the DC area when that fuckwit played I can attest to his being an asshole of mythic stature. He has the announcing skills of my geriatric aunt..ok.that might be overboard.<BR/><BR/>I like Riggins. He got smashed, told off a Supreme Court Justice and passed out..wotta man.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06698117410778232102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156912436082211702006-08-30T00:33:00.000-04:002006-08-30T00:33:00.000-04:00The "N" on the Nebraska helmet stands for knowledg...The "N" on the Nebraska helmet stands for knowledge.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156902985139426562006-08-29T21:56:00.000-04:002006-08-29T21:56:00.000-04:00mmmm....Brach's Caramels...mmmmbut you're right: t...mmmm....Brach's Caramels...mmmm<BR/><BR/>but you're right: theezman IS a douchebag. In the name of Jeff George, where's Dandy Don?cheswickthecathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09642350465669678025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156893992611174722006-08-29T19:26:00.000-04:002006-08-29T19:26:00.000-04:00retarded iago? wish i hadn't been sipping coffee ...retarded iago? wish i hadn't been sipping coffee while reading that. spent the rest of the morning trying to clean my monitor. <BR/><BR/>and drewie baby, riggo is an inspired choice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156892542582547172006-08-29T19:02:00.000-04:002006-08-29T19:02:00.000-04:00It's like Theezeman is ESPN's handcuffs in the boo...It's like Theezeman is ESPN's handcuffs in the booth. He kills all of Tony's momentum, which lowers any chance that Tony might insult the Gods higher up at ESPN. It's as bad as Sean Penn's overreaction to Chris Rock's rip on Jude Law at the Academy Awards.<BR/><BR/>"Correll Buckhalter is one of our finest running backs."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156889907286940712006-08-29T18:18:00.000-04:002006-08-29T18:18:00.000-04:00And uh, just overall in general?Did Theisman make ...And uh, just overall in general?Did Theisman make a single comment to the effect Favre sucked ass in that game? Sucked ass last year? I'm sorry, you are not a great QB when you chuck up 29 ints. Maybe you WERE, but jesus, people need to get off Favre's jock. At least Tony was legit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156889134590994432006-08-29T18:05:00.000-04:002006-08-29T18:05:00.000-04:00Finally a post worth reading on this friggin site....Finally a post worth reading on this friggin site. Nice work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156888223736384222006-08-29T17:50:00.000-04:002006-08-29T17:50:00.000-04:00Magic Johnson?Magic Johnson?RadamRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14995324786068102635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156887949600431062006-08-29T17:45:00.000-04:002006-08-29T17:45:00.000-04:00after Favre did his backward pass Aaron Brooks imp...after Favre did his backward pass Aaron Brooks impersonation thingy Theesman says in his most annoying overly melodramatic voice "Brett Favre did not want to let go of that ball."<BR/><BR/>Thanks for that brilliant piece of commentary you self important dolt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156887666493111892006-08-29T17:41:00.000-04:002006-08-29T17:41:00.000-04:00Why do we have to have 3 people in the booth to be...Why do we have to have 3 people in the booth to begin with? Tradition? I honestly couldn't tell you much about Riggo other than he made a hell of a play on a 4th down once. Honestly, I was surprised Wilbon didn't get mentioned for the MNF job.pmk3https://www.blogger.com/profile/02403824309224409839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156887312028667382006-08-29T17:35:00.000-04:002006-08-29T17:35:00.000-04:00Andy Dick?Andy Dick?RadamRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14995324786068102635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156885966849077532006-08-29T17:12:00.000-04:002006-08-29T17:12:00.000-04:00Big Jim, in addition to no one having suggested th...Big Jim, in addition to no one having suggested that before, you also have a brilliant screen name. Kudos to you.<BR/><BR/>Kornheezer. That's fucking brilliant.Big Daddy Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156885736726877252006-08-29T17:08:00.000-04:002006-08-29T17:08:00.000-04:00Caramels, that is.Caramels, that is.mikeskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08996838456430906822noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156885658723615232006-08-29T17:07:00.000-04:002006-08-29T17:07:00.000-04:00Brach's Caramel's are pretty good, though.Brach's Caramel's are pretty good, though.mikeskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08996838456430906822noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156884335609472142006-08-29T16:45:00.001-04:002006-08-29T16:45:00.001-04:00I fear your fears have already been realized BDD. ...I fear your fears have already been realized BDD. Last night, Kornheiser clearly choked back some comment when Theesman name dropped Favre's wife. You could see the tortured look in Kornheiser's eyes. And, as if battling one douche wasn't enough, I'm pretty sure Berman took a cheap shot at Kornheiser as they tossed it back to the studio during the pre-game.Criminal Appealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06485055781223731076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156883806705109012006-08-29T16:36:00.001-04:002006-08-29T16:36:00.001-04:00I wish Tony would demand- on air- that Theeszeman ...I wish Tony would demand- on air- that Theeszeman refer to him as "Kornheezer" for the duration of the season. Apologies if this has already been addressed...Veehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00028369093672005677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156883764388483772006-08-29T16:36:00.000-04:002006-08-29T16:36:00.000-04:00Riggo should definately be in the booth instead of...Riggo should definately be in the booth instead of that boob TheesmanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1156882603115024302006-08-29T16:16:00.000-04:002006-08-29T16:16:00.000-04:00Wally Bruckner.Wally Bruckner.RadamRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14995324786068102635noreply@blogger.com