tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post115565183547766733..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: KSK GameBook - Raiders-Vikings on MNFBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155754828313498562006-08-16T15:00:00.000-04:002006-08-16T15:00:00.000-04:00Stop the meast references - I was caught crying (w...Stop the meast references - I was caught crying (with laughter) at my desk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155746570407467152006-08-16T12:42:00.000-04:002006-08-16T12:42:00.000-04:00It could not have been Kirby Puckett's ghost for t...It could not have been Kirby Puckett's ghost for the following reasons:<BR/><BR/>1) Everyone knows ghosts are white.<BR/><BR/>2) Kirby was so fat at the time of his passing that he's still on his way to heaven. He'll get there, though. I don't care how many "victims" he "victimized" in a "bathroom stall". <BR/><BR/>3) Kirby's ghost wouldn't give a shit about a Vikings preseason game. <BR/><BR/>Fucking K-Rob. I knew this would happen. And Greenway? Fuck a duck! Next week Brad Johnson will be diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Tarvaris Jackson will retire from football to follow his true calling of smacking measts with some gay-ass blogger.The Last Unitardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16043936355723065045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155738423413893012006-08-16T10:27:00.000-04:002006-08-16T10:27:00.000-04:00K-Rob= JailGreenway= out for the seasonWhat next V...K-Rob= Jail<BR/>Greenway= out for the season<BR/>What next Vikes?<BR/><BR/>Karma is a bitch. Pretty soon Steve Hutchinson will be the only guy left on the field.<BR/><BR/>With love, The Seahawks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155690870217912232006-08-15T21:14:00.000-04:002006-08-15T21:14:00.000-04:00They showed 4 more black fans in the crowd in the ...They showed 4 more black fans in the crowd in the 4th quarter. Well, ok they were 4 white guys in blackface with moss afro wigs on... Does that still count?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155687701982429622006-08-15T20:21:00.000-04:002006-08-15T20:21:00.000-04:00Jamiroquai- thanks for chiming in.Jamiroquai- thanks for chiming in.Unsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155686953410378902006-08-15T20:09:00.000-04:002006-08-15T20:09:00.000-04:00Eh. Whatever.Eh. Whatever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155682184086347602006-08-15T18:49:00.000-04:002006-08-15T18:49:00.000-04:00I won twenty on the over/under of six completions ...I won twenty on the over/under of six completions made by Vikes 4th string QB, and fellow Cal-Davis alumnus, J.T. O'Sullivan. Made the first Tony game watchable in its entirety.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155678239188025122006-08-15T17:43:00.000-04:002006-08-15T17:43:00.000-04:00I'd really like to make this a great football team...I'd really like to make this a great football team, really I would. But I've just been so busy looking for He-Man. Have you seen him? Please, tell <A HREF="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060103/060103_aldavis_vmed_9p.widec.jpg" REL="nofollow">me</A> you've seen him.RadamRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14995324786068102635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155678178568513552006-08-15T17:42:00.000-04:002006-08-15T17:42:00.000-04:00Uh, I meant to say it's "good" to see Al Davis on ...Uh, I meant to say it's "good" to see Al Davis on the screen. <BR/><BR/>"God" and Al Davis shouldn't be used in the same sentence, unless it's "Al Davis disproves the theory of a benevolent God."Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155676953234240262006-08-15T17:22:00.000-04:002006-08-15T17:22:00.000-04:00It's god to see Al Davis get some screen time now ...It's god to see Al Davis get some screen time now that "Tales from the Crypt" is off the air.Otto Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14051682366565874144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155676775238233452006-08-15T17:19:00.000-04:002006-08-15T17:19:00.000-04:00I'm surprised a wrestler didn't think of this as a...I'm surprised a wrestler didn't think of this as a stage name first. <BR/><BR/>"The Meast from Cleveland Blvd SouthEast"<BR/><BR/>That would probably make a good stage name for a stripper as well.pmk3https://www.blogger.com/profile/02403824309224409839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155674731889775302006-08-15T16:45:00.000-04:002006-08-15T16:45:00.000-04:00Holy crap, did you see Al Davis? He looked like f...Holy crap, did you see Al Davis? He looked like fucking skeletor with yellow teeth.Scott Turnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05726967703833186502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155672352855042302006-08-15T16:05:00.000-04:002006-08-15T16:05:00.000-04:00Dude, if he was black, from Minnesota, and at a sp...Dude, if he was black, from Minnesota, and at a sporting event it had to be Jimmy Jam.<BR/><BR/>My meast wepted openly after Greenway went down.<BR/><BR/>Hopefully the front line will push the opponent's D-line back so far each play even Johnson could trot in for a TD.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18069654181152145893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155672219559999462006-08-15T16:03:00.000-04:002006-08-15T16:03:00.000-04:00Maybe if Marino would've started NutriSystem while...Maybe if Marino would've started NutriSystem while he was playing, he would have a big shiny Super Bowl ring to wear over those Isotoner gloves.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155671443194189232006-08-15T15:50:00.000-04:002006-08-15T15:50:00.000-04:00I was just waiting for some halftime fellating of ...I was just waiting for some halftime fellating of Big Ben for his one-series (read: heroic) return against the Cards on Saturday. <BR/><BR/>Dear WWL: This isn't a big deal. He played in the SB and he played in the first preseason game. He dumped his bike in the offseason. Leave it alone.Natehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15079758380316747676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155667222724757712006-08-15T14:40:00.000-04:002006-08-15T14:40:00.000-04:00So, let me get this straight...did Art Shell used ...So, let me get this straight...did Art Shell used to work for the Raiders or something? Holy F'n Cow! I got it already!! Most drawn out restatement-of-the-obvious ever during MNF announcing.<BR/><BR/>Drew, you ARE a fucking stallion.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155665171391110172006-08-15T14:06:00.000-04:002006-08-15T14:06:00.000-04:00Let's leave "meast" for the sex jokes...I'm thinki...Let's leave "meast" for the sex jokes...I'm thinking a better word for sean sean is "Manimal" or "whale's vagina" either oneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155664684843769312006-08-15T13:58:00.000-04:002006-08-15T13:58:00.000-04:00So when do we start calling Peyton Manning "Motal ...So when do we start calling Peyton Manning "Motal Mussy?"Mr. B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15116439303658052397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155664053979203052006-08-15T13:47:00.000-04:002006-08-15T13:47:00.000-04:00You know who is "measty?"Holly Mangold, that's who...You know who is "measty?"<BR/>Holly Mangold, that's who.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155663358619424202006-08-15T13:35:00.000-04:002006-08-15T13:35:00.000-04:00Tarvaris Jackson looked to me like Ron Mexico migh...Tarvaris Jackson looked to me like Ron Mexico might if he stayed in the pocket for more than half a second.<BR/><BR/>I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed the XK ads.BDochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15132679892742279721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155661996224058502006-08-15T13:13:00.000-04:002006-08-15T13:13:00.000-04:00My favorite Kornheiser comment last night...after ...My favorite Kornheiser comment last night...after Theismann commented on the Tampa 2 defense, Kornheiser tried to crack a joke and said something like "when talking about Brad Johnson...it more like the THIRTY-two defense [break to commercial]".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155660955452689892006-08-15T12:55:00.000-04:002006-08-15T12:55:00.000-04:00I kept thinking during that game last night was th...I kept thinking during that game last night was that Oakland passed on both Matt Leinart and Jay Cutler.Engineer Sightedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11514601273278328881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155660730445728012006-08-15T12:52:00.000-04:002006-08-15T12:52:00.000-04:00those meals taste just like a kiss from Finkle/Ein...those meals taste just like a kiss from Finkle/EinhornUnsilent Majorityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09702126159613748260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155660361838332402006-08-15T12:46:00.000-04:002006-08-15T12:46:00.000-04:00Do you have to eat your meal wearing Isotoner glov...Do you have to eat your meal wearing Isotoner gloves?RadamRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14995324786068102635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-1155659361224883922006-08-15T12:29:00.000-04:002006-08-15T12:29:00.000-04:00Dan Marino has a restaurant here in Orlando. I'll...Dan Marino has a restaurant here in Orlando. I'll have to go check if they've got Nutrisystem dinners on the menu.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com