tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post1031036355551517121..comments2023-12-07T05:29:15.607-05:00Comments on Kissing Suzy Kolber: It’s Real F—king Nice To Come To F—king Miami To Coach Your F—king Football TeamBig Daddy Drewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12272879759155473844noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60239077246608286152008-01-18T11:00:00.000-05:002008-01-18T11:00:00.000-05:00You heard my Ricky Williams, pay for my fuckin' ca...You heard my Ricky Williams, pay for my fuckin' candy...CWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17745017351522209721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-34871010863285298692008-01-18T10:20:00.000-05:002008-01-18T10:20:00.000-05:00Ey, get tha' fuck outta here! No You! Get tha', sh...Ey, get tha' fuck outta here! No You! Get tha', shut tha' what tha' fuck! Ey, YOOOO!Mr. IMHOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00503712472312034232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-22556412939774256102008-01-17T22:49:00.000-05:002008-01-17T22:49:00.000-05:00this blog keeps getting better and betterthis blog keeps getting better and betterClutch Is Everythinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06184003601811443117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-2600068110864018082008-01-17T22:32:00.000-05:002008-01-17T22:32:00.000-05:00What?!? I don't got enough to worry about, now I ...What?!? I don't got enough to worry about, now I got this fucking Goodell prick looking over my shoulder???Chuck Sweethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06958215065498936689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-89808983036980898982008-01-17T21:12:00.000-05:002008-01-17T21:12:00.000-05:00Over/under on Dolphin players looking up the meani...Over/under on Dolphin players looking up the meaning of "stugots" in Urban Dictionary over the next week. 20.mezzrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12478421535218939895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-84344809935866164882008-01-17T19:25:00.000-05:002008-01-17T19:25:00.000-05:00After the last 24 hours of being on the ledge look...After the last 24 hours of being on the ledge looking to jump, and talking to others getting me down, this truly has lifted my spirits. <BR/><BR/>I can't wait to see how long it takes for a horse's head to be in his bed.<BR/><BR/>/trying to regain sense of humor.My Insignificant Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01755375014179404497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-39709345608685516222008-01-17T18:57:00.000-05:002008-01-17T18:57:00.000-05:00If the reporters down in Miami ever want to interv...If the reporters down in Miami ever want to interview Coach Sparano, they better grow a mustache, so that he'll understand them.<BR/><BR/>Bippity Boppity Boo!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56978483063547390142008-01-17T18:56:00.000-05:002008-01-17T18:56:00.000-05:00No meat-a-balls? Wrapped in proshoot?No meat-a-balls? Wrapped in proshoot?gonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13284154017463380731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-72389848035068948662008-01-17T18:16:00.000-05:002008-01-17T18:16:00.000-05:00This guy was O-coordinator at Boston U in the earl...This guy was O-coordinator at Boston U in the early '90s. BU's football team folded after he left.<BR/><BR/>Sorry Cowboys fans.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04745242531385851941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-29585770397021506922008-01-17T18:10:00.000-05:002008-01-17T18:10:00.000-05:00The funny part is that I just watched a clip of hi...The funny part is that I just watched a clip of his press conference, and my first thought was "What a fucking goombah my favorite team just hired." This was the best possible chaser.<BR/><BR/><I>Let’s go get a fucking sub.</I><BR/><BR/>I would have accepted grinder.Seamus Furrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07491410181001636554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-60321078848118727852008-01-17T17:31:00.000-05:002008-01-17T17:31:00.000-05:00The Man-Boob Mafia Meets Miami.The Man-Boob Mafia Meets Miami.JAMMQhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01352714831200810867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-9724126311004203322008-01-17T17:30:00.000-05:002008-01-17T17:30:00.000-05:00Bones: You must be one of those quick-draw artists...Bones: You must be one of those quick-draw artists, the way you've got your gun down on your belt like that.<BR/><BR/>Uncle Rico: Whatta ya got there, a Wop-9? Fuckin' Fiat of guns, always jammin up on you at the wrong time. [/gets shot 4 times]fallexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15924053139613450386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-29485865038305878102008-01-17T17:25:00.000-05:002008-01-17T17:25:00.000-05:00Paulie: Hey Sil, you remember your first blowjob?S...Paulie: Hey Sil, you remember your first blowjob?<BR/>Silvio: Oh yeah.<BR/>Paulie: How long did it take for the guy to come?<BR/><BR/>Ohhhhhhhh!Ya Boy Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11874837511248586167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-56730783585894251412008-01-17T16:30:00.000-05:002008-01-17T16:30:00.000-05:00Tony Sparano: Take the gun. Leave the cannoliWade...Tony Sparano: Take the gun. Leave the cannoli<BR/><BR/>Wade Phillips: But I really like cannolis.K-Rockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14748679319580560500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-10256059997842905942008-01-17T16:26:00.000-05:002008-01-17T16:26:00.000-05:00Jerry Jones just made Jason Garrett an "Assistant ...<A HREF="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3200822" REL="nofollow">Jerry Jones just made Jason Garrett an "Assistant Head Coach"</A>naptown drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09054247149409815335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-78615465589051645532008-01-17T16:13:00.000-05:002008-01-17T16:13:00.000-05:00@caveman: Fuck you, fuckball@caveman: Fuck you, fuckballWayne Jarvishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10894089878076484017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-65815576645558702622008-01-17T16:09:00.000-05:002008-01-17T16:09:00.000-05:00Jill came down with two-fifty. That fuckin' whore!...Jill came down with two-fifty. That fuckin' whore!Gernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03705707777634247880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-90396715247023834942008-01-17T16:03:00.000-05:002008-01-17T16:03:00.000-05:00Seriously, how meatdick is that coaching staff goi...Seriously, how meatdick is that coaching staff going to be by the time Parcells is done with it?Zachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00658631912576551634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-14653773340024055832008-01-17T16:01:00.000-05:002008-01-17T16:01:00.000-05:00Richie loved to use 22s because the bullets are sm...Richie loved to use 22s because the bullets are small and they don't come out the other end like a 45, see, a 45 will blow a barn door out the back of your head and there's a lot of dry cleaning involved, but a 22 will just rattle around like Pac-Man until you're dead.MyBoysAreMyLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08271642042772866739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-8014289583082466592008-01-17T15:52:00.000-05:002008-01-17T15:52:00.000-05:00Reader: [laughing] BDD, you're funny.BDD: [seriou...Reader: [laughing] BDD, you're funny.<BR/><BR/>BDD: [serious, indignant] Funny? Funny how? What am I a fuckin clown? I'm here to fuckin amuse you?<BR/><BR/>Reader: [stuttering] You...You know...the way you tell a story...<BR/><BR/><BR/>Pure Gold once again, BDDLeaking Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08580060250334716565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-55203264035839288142008-01-17T15:50:00.000-05:002008-01-17T15:50:00.000-05:00Let’s go get a fucking sub.Can I get that on a t-s...<I>Let’s go get a fucking sub.</I><BR/><BR/>Can I get that on a t-shirt?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13835279410211889368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-52649577242142144022008-01-17T15:47:00.000-05:002008-01-17T15:47:00.000-05:00They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason yo...They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets.Captain Cavemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694915803899965116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-8081822029273929582008-01-17T15:31:00.000-05:002008-01-17T15:31:00.000-05:00agita ? nothing a little brioschi won't cure.agita ? nothing a little brioschi won't cure.Upstate Underdoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04369420406986781347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-52689767827157507042008-01-17T15:20:00.000-05:002008-01-17T15:20:00.000-05:00Don't forget what happened to Sonny Black when he ...Don't forget what happened to Sonny Black when he tried to move down to Florida. Make sure you pay off the cops.Animal Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13973465695466077562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30356100.post-5674746765558171182008-01-17T15:17:00.001-05:002008-01-17T15:17:00.001-05:00No gabagool? The fuckin' cuban sandwiches down he...No gabagool? The fuckin' cuban sandwiches down here gives me fuckin' agita.<BR/><BR/>@throwbot:<BR/><BR/>Hoagies are a philly thing. North Jersey would be sub or hero.JohnDewarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15821350448703211039noreply@blogger.com