Ever see that episode of Star Trek where Spock's dad is there and he's kind of a dick? And then at the end him and Spock hug? This was kind of like that.
Only, you know. . .not nearly as dorky as I make it out to be.
You know, I've got a funny feeling that the "histrionics" tag and the "Terrell Owens" tag will get to know each other a lot, what with how often they're going to get used together.
my reaction brings to mind that episode of south park where cartman spends basically the entire episode laughing his ass off at that midget motivation-speaker
"That's my teammate!" (sniffle) "That's my quarterback!"
Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.
Then again, you might be crying, too, if you were a 34-year-old wide receiver who just saw what might be your best remaining chance at a Super Bowl ring disappear. As good as Owens is, the clock is ticking.
I'm torn. On the one hand, this is one of the few times in which a grown man is allowed to cry without being called a pussy (ie, just after losing a pivotal athletic contest).
On the other hand, he gets paid millions of dollars to play a game. And he gets the next 6 months off. So, dry up and grow a pair, TO. Damn.
Makes you just want to take a bunch of pills and die.
ReplyDeleteLEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE FUCK. Shaft called, he wants his beard and glasses back.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the old TO we remember? C'mon, Terrell, throw Tony under the bus!!!
ReplyDeleteEver see that episode of Star Trek where Spock's dad is there and he's kind of a dick? And then at the end him and Spock hug? This was kind of like that.
ReplyDeleteOnly, you know. . .not nearly as dorky as I make it out to be.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HER?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteWHY????!!!!!
AFTER ALL THAT SHE'S DONE FOR YOU?!?!?!
You know, I've got a funny feeling that the "histrionics" tag and the "Terrell Owens" tag will get to know each other a lot, what with how often they're going to get used together.
ReplyDeletemy reaction brings to mind that episode of south park where cartman spends basically the entire episode laughing his ass off at that midget motivation-speaker
ReplyDeleteMichael Jackson from the Thriller video also called... he wants his jacket back
ReplyDelete"You look like hell."
ReplyDelete"I just got back."
Man, I love Heathers.
Oh go swallow a bottle of pills.
ReplyDeleteThat looked like Baron Davis playing Cuba Gooding Jr. doing an impression of Rod Tisdale as TO.
ReplyDeleteYou lost me there sarahs. I was waiting for some Quan to be thrown down. You mean that wasn't Cuba?
ReplyDelete"That's my teammate!" (sniffle) "That's my quarterback!"
ReplyDeleteJust when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.
Then again, you might be crying, too, if you were a 34-year-old wide receiver who just saw what might be your best remaining chance at a Super Bowl ring disappear. As good as Owens is, the clock is ticking.
there are 25 million reasons t.o. should quit crying. i hope he chokes on his popcorn watching the playoffs next weekend.
ReplyDeleteI honestly couldn't even watch the whole thing. I got too uncomfortable when he choked up with "That's my quarterback."
ReplyDeleteTerrell "Hot Buttered Soul" Owens, everybody.
ReplyDeleteC'mon. He's not crying... it's just raining real hard... on his FACE!
ReplyDelete"Tito, get me some tissue... Jermaine, stop teasing!"
ReplyDeleteMight as well state the obvious:
ReplyDeleteT.O. was under a direct order from Drew Rosenhaus to not throw Romo under the bus like he did Garcia and McNabb.
I'm not worried, though. There's a lot of time between now and training camp. He's going to do it sometime between now and then. After all, he IS T.O.
What's that I'm feeling?
ReplyDeleteOhhhh...I think it's schadenfreude.
...and it's sweet.
Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.
ReplyDeleteIn fairness, it clearly worked for Hillary.
Will TO get into the Hall of Fame? I say no because he's been such a dick for so many years.
ReplyDeleteDear diary, my NFL playoff angst bullshit has a body count.
ReplyDelete+1 to all your fine Heathers references. When I saw the title, I figured either Heathers or another Dungy story.
ReplyDelete+1 Otto man
ReplyDeleteTO has now defeated Barack Obama in New Hampshire as well.
Wait... I don't get the title... this is TO not Tony Dungy.
ReplyDeleteI'm torn. On the one hand, this is one of the few times in which a grown man is allowed to cry without being called a pussy (ie, just after losing a pivotal athletic contest).
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, he gets paid millions of dollars to play a game. And he gets the next 6 months off. So, dry up and grow a pair, TO. Damn.
This is what it sounds like when doves cry...
ReplyDeleteI think him and Britney are the same person, Romo's had sex with both right??
ReplyDeleteHe's crying because he lost his chance for another threesome with Jessica!!! And she was counting on some more hot chocolate.
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