As you all know and have mocked me about, the Steelers were eliminated last Saturday by the
The Steelers are also famously one of the few teams without a cheerleading squad, forcing me to the substitute this fine fictional one created by Virginia-based illustrator and Steelers fan, Robert Ullman. He also has one for Penguins fans.
It'll go nicely with this other line of self-delusional Terrible Towels.
steely mcbeam does not approve. except for the picture of a dude in naught but a towel, he thinks thats awesome
ReplyDeletestop masturbating to cartoon characters??? but sponge bob has so many holes i can spend hours imagining all the possibilities
ReplyDeleteyea, and can we get a little clarification on that tag? is it alright to masturbate to shows like backyardigans or the wonder pets, since they arent really cartoons, but are still kind of animated?
ReplyDeleteBut dude, Jessica Rabbit is fine.
ReplyDeleteAre they by chance running any specials on inflatable dolls for those sadly sexually-challenged males too?
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ReplyDeleteApe, you're not overdoing it or anything, but every time a steeler fan bitches about the refs, I ejaculate on my keyboard. So I need an IV or two about now after this week.
ReplyDeleteSo thanks again, I don't know how much more of this I can take.
\\Overly hopeful Seahawk fan
getting blown out by New England
ReplyDeleteAt first glance I thought you were fantasizing about getting blown by Supermike in New England.
Judge not I guess...
oldefreddjung +1
ReplyDeleteI have to add that Ape showed remarkable restraint in not bitching for 6 whole days about the referees that allowed Hines Ward to drag Braylon Edwards 5 yards into the endzone by the facemask before successfully nancywhining for a PI call. Well done, Ape.
I'm not a big fan of "art" but I do like getting a boner, so kudos to Ullman.
ReplyDeleteIt was a joke. I think they got hosed on a few calls, yes. But they lost on their own.
ReplyDeleteAnd Braylon plays for the Jags now? On defense? They're gonna get killed tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteBut... what? Huh...? The best part of the towel is on yo ass - unseen. And y'all think we're crazy.
ReplyDeleteAnd for the record, masturbating to cartoon characters is not that unseemly ... well unless it's anime, that shit is gay.
Wha...WHAT?!?!?! The Steelers lost? Suck big time Ape.
ReplyDeleteDude, what are you going to do at work on a Sunday afternoon now?
Ape-Noted. Just can't resist. Besides in about 7 hours my trap will be shut most likely.
ReplyDeleteThat was Brian Williams, not Braylon Edwards, who Hines Ward yanked around.
ReplyDeletebut this week hines will be yanking braylon around, me ruv you rong time
ReplyDeleteThat was Brian Williams, not Braylon Edwards, who Hines Ward yanked around.
ReplyDeleteFirst Saturday Night Live, now the Jags D. He's the utility anchorman!