Say what you will about those Lazy Tuesday goofs, but at least they didn't work too hard at looking ridicuwockle. These guys, on the other hand, seem to gone through Herculean efforts to look achingly dopey. I hope these dancers got paid. Not in money of course, but an ice cream sandwich sounds about right.
You don't need to be Michael Irvin to know that these guys' great great great great grandmas didn't pull one of them studs up out of the barn.
ReplyDeleteThose retards make me embarrassed to be a Cowboys fan.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I do have that Romo poster, so, that's exciting.
These wiggers have taken douchiness to new heights (Door flies open). No more trips to Mexico with that ho'. I'm FUCKING CRAZY
ReplyDeleteI hate people.
ReplyDeleteNot nearly enough appreciation of Jason Witten to compete with Pats fans when it comes to whiteness.
ReplyDeleteBut goddamn am I (Cowboys fan) sick of hearing about Tony Romo by now. Twice he's choked in the playoffs, until he proves himself in the postseason shut up about him and check out the college prospects, because we might end up needing a new QB in a year or two.
Thank you for waking up the sociopath in me
ReplyDeleteWow. There is nothing that people can say about Steelers fans now.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkTYNHZV39E
ReplyDeleteI don't have to say anything, mike.
ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING!!
ReplyDeleteThis is the greatest thing in the history of the universe for all time throughout perpetuity.
ReplyDeleteThank you Cowboys fans. You are truly amazing.
I haven't been this moved by a video since I first saw "Lazy Scranton."
ReplyDeleteI would just like to say congratulations to the guys behind this video, it just vaulted Vanilla Ice for the #1 reason white people should not rap or dance on camera.
ReplyDelete#3 is the Green Bay fans KSK referred to as The Unbearable Whiteness of Being ...
Alright, I just watched "Lazy Tuesday."
ReplyDeleteMove over, kids, there's a new sheriff of shittiness in town.
You have to admit though, the video editing was excellent - the only thing missing was some star wipes. And besides that, just wow.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the greatest thing to ever come out of Louisville? Well, after Lazy Tuesday, Muhammad Ali's gotta be shaking in his boots.
ReplyDeleteUK is in Lexington, ryan... please don't besmirch the Ville
ReplyDeleteAlso, their drop-back and throwing motions need some serious work. Their dance moves on the other hand, are fucking hypnotic.
ReplyDeleteI was actually referring to the Ballard High alumnus that wrote that masterpiece (he's the first fellow shown). Louisville hasn't seen a visionary like that since Hunter Thompson.
ReplyDeletewow, a Ballard alum... Allan Houston would be mortified
ReplyDeleteMitt Romney admires their mad skillz.
ReplyDeleteOh my god. This is the worst song ever. It's worse than the Pats remix of "Low" being played by the hip hop stations here.
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