Notice they don't have Jason Garrett pitching this swill. That's 'cause he's finalizing plans to be sipping Cristal out of Wade's hollowed out skull this time next year.
Maybe if they had spent a little more time studying film and a little less time trying to be little demigods by appearing in commercials, the Cowboys' season wouldn't be over right now!
i heard recently that the quarterback took a vacation in mexico and that may have caused him to be distracted in the game. weird that i hadnt seen anything about it till almost a week after the game
Notice they don't have Jason Garrett pitching this swill. That's 'cause he's finalizing plans to be sipping Cristal out of Wade's hollowed out skull this time next year.
Ah, yes. After getting a hefty endorsement contract from Pepsi and tons of free face-time on national TV to boost their Q ratings, I'm sure Romo, Philips and Jones are seriously ruing the day they agreed to do a commercial that would -- IRONIC GASP OF HORROR! -- be used in a mocking video on YouTube. OH NOEZ!
That's great work flubby. The more things that can come back to bite the 'boys in the ass the better.
ReplyDeleteMore slappy titties.
Why do they always cut off the ending when Jerry says. YEEHAW!!! I AM FUCKIN’ CRAZY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe if they had spent a little more time studying film and a little less time trying to be little demigods by appearing in commercials, the Cowboys' season wouldn't be over right now!
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i heard recently that the quarterback took a vacation in mexico and that may have caused him to be distracted in the game. weird that i hadnt seen anything about it till almost a week after the game
ReplyDeleteI'm still stoked to see beaverfever is back. Where you been man? Let's go get a fucking sub.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, Terrell Owens is pitching Bawls.
ReplyDeleteI think we're only one more playoff flameout away from ads for the Terrell Owens Meat Machine.
ReplyDeleteNotice they don't have Jason Garrett pitching this swill. That's 'cause he's finalizing plans to be sipping Cristal out of Wade's hollowed out skull this time next year.
ReplyDeleteEt tu, Jason?
Then Jason must have recovered from the ummm...ummmm...gun incident.
ReplyDeleteAh, yes. After getting a hefty endorsement contract from Pepsi and tons of free face-time on national TV to boost their Q ratings, I'm sure Romo, Philips and Jones are seriously ruing the day they agreed to do a commercial that would -- IRONIC GASP OF HORROR! -- be used in a mocking video on YouTube. OH NOEZ!
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